Broadcaster: I heard a rumor that he even has some hair left and those are his original teeth. Incredible.

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match@pawb.social · 77 pts · 2y (5 replies)

yeah but sports is a human sacrifice pit

matchphoenix@feddit.uk · 43 pts · 2y (4 replies)

The least destructive sports: Let me fling this ball at 120mph (at another human being).

The most destructive sports: Let me fling myself at top speed at another human being.

RQG@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Or you know. Curling. 🥌

ArianaGrande@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I dunno, I tried curling once and slipped so hard I nearly did a backflip

S_204@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

You needed another beer....for balance.

HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

Also horseback riding. The horse is doing the work.

ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 57 pts · 2y (6 replies)

If you think sports casters calling 30 old don't tune into eSports where they call 25 old.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I know, it's rough. I remember watching StarCraft 2 back in the day, and one of my favorites was "WhiteRa", and they always made comments about him being ancient at 32...

Lycerius@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Good ol' "Special Tactics" WhiteRa. It's funny, because most of the top SC1 players are now that age.

trashxeos@lemmygrad.ml · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'm old enough to have played OG Star Craft, v1.0.3 v1.05 on CD ROM on an AMD K6-2 with 64MB of RAM...where'd my ibuprofen go?

Lycerius@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Same here. SC1 and Civ II were the first computer games that I owned.

trashxeos@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 2y

I didn't play Civ II, I was into Starcraft, Incoming (1998 Rage Software), the Motocross Madness demo, Space Cadet, and RCT.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Yes! Special tactics... I also remember twitch chat (I think it might have still been justin.tv then) would laugh about how many tea breaks he took per day.

It feels like ages ago.

terry_tibbs@lemmy.ml · 36 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Meanwhile in F1 a 42 year old is dicking on everyone else who isn't driving a Red Bull.

egonallanon@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

I appreciate Alonso making still feel young and keep the insane fantasy that I will one day be a race driver alive.

sheogorath@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Let's hope he can get into a good car and set a record for the oldest age to win a title. Although it's quite hard as the oldest title winner is Fangio for his fifth title when he was 46 years old.

EddoWagt@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y

I don't think he'll be able to get another title, but I sure hope he can at least get a race win

this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

that car is amazing though tbh.

jsheradin@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

He broke records for youngest WDC, pole sitter, podium, race winner, etc. I fully expect he's going to set records for oldest.

InLikeClint@kbin.social · 22 pts · 2y (10 replies)

I've been watching sports my whole comprehensive life. Just last season, for the first time ever, I was older than the head coach of my team. I mean I still am, but you get it.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Which team are you on?

InLikeClint@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y (8 replies)
NovaPrime@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

A fellow AFC enjoyer. Looking forward to facing you guys on the field soon (Sept 17th)

InLikeClint@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Oh you're one of those guys. All kidding aside, it should be an interesting season.

NovaPrime@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Absolutely! As long as the Jets don't get a sniff at the AFC title I'm happy 😜

InLikeClint@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

It's going to be so fun to see the rise and eventual fall in Jersey. Their disappointment gives me joy. Grinch smiling style.
Fuck the Jets.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Which position do you play?

InLikeClint@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Spectator, of course.

Rodeo@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm sure the team compensates you handsomely for you valuable contribution.

What's that? You are paying them? Huh, imagine that.

InLikeClint@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

I'm paying them? That's news to me.

abbadon420@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y

Professional sports is great. You can have a whole career before you start your career as a B-grade advertisement actor or sports collumnist (if you're lucky).

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Maybe not even 32. He always seems to be my age minus 3 years old

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Must have been somewhat of a problem for the sport back when you were a child. Especially when you were between the ages of 0 and 3.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

Oh I'm sure he was already a competent athlete/swimmer/cyclist for his age back in the womb. And the sack.

taanegl@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
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Chev@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Context

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · -12 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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spiderman@ani.social · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

40 is young to be a senior developer.

thought having more than 5 years of experience makes you a senior dev

Blackmist@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 2y

You become a senior dev when you hold enough of the secret knowledge in your head that they don't dare sack you.

kn0wmad1c@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm a principal dev (the step higher than senior in my company) and I'm under 40. I think it mostly depends on luck and being in the right place at the right time.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Also, titles vary wildly among different roles at different companies. A junior dev in some MANGA team could be considered a principal engineer at a small startup.