It'd be nice to go out and get whatever food I want, but I have to eat the cheap groceries I have in my apt because I need money to be allowed to continue living
I could have borgar every day if I wanted, but I don't. Instead, I buy all the stuff to make my own borgar, and then leave the rest of it to rot in the fridge for weeks on end and inevitably throw it away. Then I'm so guilt-ridden for wasting food that I don't make borgar for months.
I haven't been able to drive or go out much lately. I fell off my dirtbike and broke a couple of ribs. I telecommute to my job so I haven't lost any work days, but still.
And before anyone freaks out...I already got treatment for it
the ground under my tires was muddy and mushy and when I took a sharp turn on top of it it came out from under me and I landed on a rock that's still sticking out of the ground as I type this
29 Comments
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 38 pts · 173d
I want borger, but then I have to waffle for half an hour on the guilt of spending $14 in a bad economy when I'm already overweight
Adulting ain't that good
5715@feddit.org · 6 pts · 173d
Skip the middle part, embrace saying "I want guilt".
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 172d
"I'm storing calories for the REALLY bad times"
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 172d
yeaaa.
It'd be nice to go out and get whatever food I want, but I have to eat the cheap groceries I have in my apt because I need money to be allowed to continue living
LodeMike@lemmy.today · -13 pts · 173d
Being overweight is fine. BMI only measures how statistically healthy you would be if you were an American adult of the same sex and height from 1960
Exercise is more.important.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 12 pts · 173d
Nobody said anything about BMI. One can be overweight while still not holding BMI as some kind of truth
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 168d
Yes that's why I said "exercise is more important"
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 173d
What if I'm an American adult from 1983?
msage@programming.dev · 4 pts · 173d
That's too late, mate.
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 173d
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 173d
Frieren’s eyebrows are saying, “I’m having diarrhea tonight.”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 173d
Frieren’s eyebrows are saying, “I’m having diarrhea every night.”
beelzebum@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 173d
when I want a burger - I make a burger
200ok@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 173d
My secret is to wrap it in wax paper for 3 minutes before eating. Nothing beats a sweaty, melted burger.
cattywampas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 173d
With hot sandwiches or subs wrapping it up in wax paper, parchment paper, or foil is a key step to let everyone get to know each other.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 173d
I'm gonna try this at my next team building
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 173d
500 Lbs later...
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 173d
I want ‘nother borger.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 173d
I want burger. I love burger. But I ate too many burgers. So then I got cancer.
RedFrank24@piefed.social · 4 pts · 173d
I could have borgar every day if I wanted, but I don't. Instead, I buy all the stuff to make my own borgar, and then leave the rest of it to rot in the fridge for weeks on end and inevitably throw it away. Then I'm so guilt-ridden for wasting food that I don't make borgar for months.
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 172d
Samesies
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 4 pts · 173d
But doktor, I'm vegan
Barbarian@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 173d
So get vegan borger
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net · 5 pts · 173d
Ohhhhhhh
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 173d
This is in my city.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 173d
I miss Portland. Faceplant and Veggie grill were fantastic and I could get to the latter by tram.
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 1 pts · 173d
I haven't been able to drive or go out much lately. I fell off my dirtbike and broke a couple of ribs. I telecommute to my job so I haven't lost any work days, but still.
And before anyone freaks out...I already got treatment for it
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 173d
Well.....as long as you didn't break both of your arms.
........you didn't, right?
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 1 pts · 173d
the ground under my tires was muddy and mushy and when I took a sharp turn on top of it it came out from under me and I landed on a rock that's still sticking out of the ground as I type this