Why don't they just take the alt route?

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negativenull@piefed.world · 67 pts · 149d (9 replies)

The Gay of Hormuz is straighter than the Strait of Hormuz

dumbass@piefed.social · 48 pts · 149d (5 replies)

Its straight to be gay.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 149d (3 replies)

It's also Hip to be square! or at least it used to be 🤷🏻

lime@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 149d (2 replies)
sukhmel@programming.dev · 1 pts · 149d

A leg is?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 149d

what the FOCK bees

i'm kind of scared to ask marvin what he thinks about this

AffineConnection@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 149d

*It's

spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 149d (1 reply)

Ironic, ain't it?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 149d

Don't you think? A little toooo ironic? Yeah I really do think.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 149d

Just like their leader.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 149d

They're a bunch of Hormuzphobes.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 149d (1 reply)

It's dry.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 149d

Sailors on the Gay of Hormuz always bring lube.

quantumcrop@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 149d (2 replies)

And the island in the middle will be called the devils threeway.

VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 149d (1 reply)

Or the Hormuzzy

spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 149d

HormUwUz

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 17 pts · 149d (5 replies)

Lmao did you just cut Abu Dhabi and the rest of UAE away to make the joke

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 149d (1 reply)

Took a few bombs but it worked

LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 149d

Operation Plowshare let's goooooo

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 149d

where? i just see water

Photonic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 149d

I think he just did

TwilitSky@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 149d

Who?

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 149d (2 replies)

Those names should be switched. The little island looks like a butt plug going into a spread butthole......in the straight of Hormuz

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 149d (1 reply)

Straight men have prostates too

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 149d

some straight men have prostates. prostate cancer is a juicy killer. remember to finger your bootyhole often to check for one of many bootyhole diseases.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 149d (1 reply)

Oh! I know this one! They're stupid?

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 149d

Correct!

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 149d (1 reply)

Now I’ll never unsee the anal poker

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 149d (1 reply)

It's woke.

Tja@programming.dev · 6 pts · 149d

And haram!

Vespair@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 148d

The new island looks like a pizza slice or dorito.

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 149d
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 149d (1 reply)

Nah, that’s the Fake of Hormuz

dan69@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 149d

No that’s the Alternative of Hormuz

fonix232@fedia.io · 5 pts · 149d (5 replies)

And with that one simple move, you removed whatever little stability was left in the region

Congratulations, you're now responsible for the roughly Middle East shaped radioactive hole in the globe.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 149d (4 replies)

Neat!

camera flash

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 149d (3 replies)

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d (2 replies)

I really want to see the picture.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d (1 reply)

you kind of can on the screen. it's a damn good selfie.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d

I zoomed in and saw it after I saw your comment.

The funny thing is, it looks like she's posing for the camera, but then she puts the camera down, and you realize that's just how her face looks.

My face looks like I'm angry 101% of the time. Meanwhile I'm just in my own head thinking about how weird the blowjob scene in ghostbusters is.

We see Ray getting a blowjob....from a ghost.....and then nothing like that ever happens ever again in the whole franchise. Which just makes it even MORE out of place! Like....why??? And Ray was REALLY into it too. His eyes curled. His body arched. And then he came. In a movie frequently shown to kids! It's just as weird as the part in Back to the Future, where Martys mom really was trying to sleep with her own son. She didn't know it was her son, but we, the audience, do. Who's that for exactly? Who walks away from this movie and says "I really liked the implied incest that was trying to happen"?

And then someone breaks my concentration and says "Heeeey, cheer up buddy!"

Which ironically, makes me angry, because I'm sick of people saying that everyday.

What were we talking about again? I think I got sidetracked.

Oh yes, funny women taking funny photos, and they come out surprisingly good. Truely the modern day Mr Magoo.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 149d

crooked of hormuz.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 149d

Their boats are too wet to go that way

maid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 149d

because it's gay

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d

It's more fun the other way.