some straight men have prostates. prostate cancer is a juicy killer. remember to finger your bootyhole often to check for one of many bootyhole diseases.
The funny thing is, it looks like she's posing for the camera, but then she puts the camera down, and you realize that's just how her face looks.
My face looks like I'm angry 101% of the time. Meanwhile I'm just in my own head thinking about how weird the blowjob scene in ghostbusters is.
We see Ray getting a blowjob....from a ghost.....and then nothing like that ever happens ever again in the whole franchise. Which just makes it even MORE out of place! Like....why??? And Ray was REALLY into it too. His eyes curled. His body arched. And then he came. In a movie frequently shown to kids! It's just as weird as the part in Back to the Future, where Martys mom really was trying to sleep with her own son. She didn't know it was her son, but we, the audience, do. Who's that for exactly? Who walks away from this movie and says "I really liked the implied incest that was trying to happen"?
And then someone breaks my concentration and says "Heeeey, cheer up buddy!"
Which ironically, makes me angry, because I'm sick of people saying that everyday.
What were we talking about again? I think I got sidetracked.
Oh yes, funny women taking funny photos, and they come out surprisingly good. Truely the modern day Mr Magoo.
45 Comments
negativenull@piefed.world · 67 pts · 149d
The Gay of Hormuz is straighter than the Strait of Hormuz
dumbass@piefed.social · 48 pts · 149d
Its straight to be gay.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 149d
It's also Hip to be square! or at least it used to be 🤷🏻
lime@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 149d
you know what else is hip?
sukhmel@programming.dev · 1 pts · 149d
A leg is?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 149d
what the FOCK bees
i'm kind of scared to ask marvin what he thinks about this
AffineConnection@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 149d
*It's
spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 149d
Ironic, ain't it?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 149d
Don't you think? A little toooo ironic? Yeah I really do think.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 149d
Just like their leader.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 149d
They're a bunch of Hormuzphobes.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 149d
It's dry.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 149d
Sailors on the Gay of Hormuz always bring lube.
quantumcrop@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 149d
And the island in the middle will be called the devils threeway.
VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 149d
Or the Hormuzzy
spicytuna62@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 149d
HormUwUz
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 17 pts · 149d
Lmao did you just cut Abu Dhabi and the rest of UAE away to make the joke
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 149d
Took a few bombs but it worked
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 149d
Operation Plowshare let's goooooo
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 149d
where? i just see water
Photonic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 149d
I think he just did
TwilitSky@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 149d
Who?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 149d
Those names should be switched. The little island looks like a butt plug going into a spread butthole......in the straight of Hormuz
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 149d
Straight men have prostates too
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 149d
some straight men have prostates. prostate cancer is a juicy killer. remember to finger your bootyhole often to check for one of many bootyhole diseases.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 149d
Oh! I know this one! They're stupid?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 149d
Correct!
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 149d
Now I’ll never unsee the anal poker
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 149d
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 149d
It's woke.
Tja@programming.dev · 6 pts · 149d
And haram!
Vespair@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 148d
The new island looks like a pizza slice or dorito.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 149d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stad_Ship_Tunnel
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 149d
Nah, that’s the Fake of Hormuz
dan69@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 149d
No that’s the Alternative of Hormuz
fonix232@fedia.io · 5 pts · 149d
And with that one simple move, you removed whatever little stability was left in the region
Congratulations, you're now responsible for the roughly Middle East shaped radioactive hole in the globe.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 149d
Neat!
camera flash
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 149d
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d
I really want to see the picture.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d
you kind of can on the screen. it's a damn good selfie.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d
I zoomed in and saw it after I saw your comment.
The funny thing is, it looks like she's posing for the camera, but then she puts the camera down, and you realize that's just how her face looks.
My face looks like I'm angry 101% of the time. Meanwhile I'm just in my own head thinking about how weird the blowjob scene in ghostbusters is.
We see Ray getting a blowjob....from a ghost.....and then nothing like that ever happens ever again in the whole franchise. Which just makes it even MORE out of place! Like....why??? And Ray was REALLY into it too. His eyes curled. His body arched. And then he came. In a movie frequently shown to kids! It's just as weird as the part in Back to the Future, where Martys mom really was trying to sleep with her own son. She didn't know it was her son, but we, the audience, do. Who's that for exactly? Who walks away from this movie and says "I really liked the implied incest that was trying to happen"?
And then someone breaks my concentration and says "Heeeey, cheer up buddy!"
Which ironically, makes me angry, because I'm sick of people saying that everyday.
What were we talking about again? I think I got sidetracked.
Oh yes, funny women taking funny photos, and they come out surprisingly good. Truely the modern day Mr Magoo.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 149d
crooked of hormuz.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 149d
Their boats are too wet to go that way
maid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 149d
because it's gay
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d
It's more fun the other way.