blowing up the largest oil field in the world would be absolutely mental and therefore this is just a bluff, right? there's no way he would actually bomb South Pars off the map because it would immediately cause permanently geopolitical shifts + Iran bombing Israel and then.. lol
Trump says US will 'massively blow up' major Iranian gas field if it attacks Qatar again
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c24d410m3g4t
22 Comments
deacon@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 170d
His command of the English language is as singular as his intellect.
scaredoftrumpwinning@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 170d
What's the new line on Mesopotamia on the daily show nothing bad will happen it can only good happen I like that one.
Is there a web site that tracks the most grammatical incorrect word salad snippets? If there isn't one someone should make one.
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 170d
How would you keep up with it?
scaredoftrumpwinning@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 170d
With everyone's favorite tool AI. The only problem is the agent would probably crash with some of the grammatical faux pas.
datendefekt@feddit.org · 27 pts · 171d
This is a good time to go all in on renewables.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 170d
DOUBLE DOWN four times the renewables crude oil for sex things only
teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 170d
It is, but it's also a time the oil companies have never been more powerful.
SkavarSharraddas@gehirneimer.de · 24 pts · 171d
He's a demented asshole desperate to show his "power" the only way he knows - by destroying something.
aesthelete@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 170d
"Massively blow up" is the kind of expression that indicates that a person is a complete fucking drooling moron. It's the type of expression that should be utterly disqualifying for any serious role in any serious situation and yet here we are.
We're a nation full up of fucking suckers, and unfortunately even the vast minority of people that aren't bottom sucking dupees have to live with it.
We suck. We're like a drunk school bus driver trying to say that we're sober enough to drive the kids to school when in reality we've got a .20 BAC at 6:30am.
yakko@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 170d
I remember when publicly misspelling potato or doing an enthusiastic scream was viewed as disqualifying for the dignity of public office. Nowadays you can make endless typos, speak like a mentally handicapped gangster, betray everyone you've ever made a promise to, shit your whole ass on TV, fuck kids, say you want to fuck your own kids, talk about getting away with murder (figurative and otherwise), and memorably disgrace the entire nation more often than most people take exercise.
bluefootedbooby@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 170d
I don't know how anyone is still listening to this guy, let alone take it seriously. He just says things, just to say something, all the time.
2piradians@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 170d
Indeed he does. The concepts of responsibility, wisdom, respect, humility...he is incapable of grasping any of those and many more.
Our enemies hate us even more. Our allies may remain allied on paper, but we already see them turning away in practice. Obviously they're right to do so.
Trump is squandering whatever good will and consideration the US has built with the world since its founding...and he's oblivious to any of that.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 170d
Uh, no. He just started a major war. Obviously, the US armed forces listen to him, even when he's just as obviously completely out of his mind.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 170d
I see myself in that remark and I don't like it
TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id · 0 pts · 169d
Probably because he's a nuclear tipped fuckwit.
teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 170d
Destroying oil and gas infrastructure and blocking supply is Iran's only real card to play at this point. If the administration takes out Iran's infrastructure it will skyrocket prices for everyone as well.
As if a promise to not attack their gas fields is worth anything. Israel respects nothing, least of all this cuck president's promises, if they can even hear him with the ghost of epstein's dick in his mouth.
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 171d
Gas prices go brrrr
fizzle@quokk.au · 14 pts · 171d
He seems to have found the one fucking thing that Americans actually care about and can't stop fucking with it.
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 170d
Complete bluff, they'll massively blow up the oil field right after they massively blow me
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 3 pts · 170d
Speak softly and carry a big stickSay loud dumbass things and swing the big stick around hitting everything
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 170d
How in the holy fuck does an oil field attack anything?
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 170d
LLMs aren't to that level.
aproposnix@scribe.disroot.org · 1 pts · 170d