i mean, there's bidets and there's bidets. hot water makes such a difference, and then being able to properly adjust the pressure, and then blow drying, and then webcam, and then singing, and then auto shut, and then night light, and then wifi, and then mp3, and then discord integration, and then automatic refills
i had a biobidet 320 heated washlet. kept a little tank of water next to the toilet always at 110-135 degrees F (I used 120). Press of a button and I had a clean ass with warm water. No chilly cheeks in midwinter. I repaired and rebuilt that damn thing so many times. That bidet came with me through ten moves. I think I gave it to my older brother because he's a shitass.
If I ever become wealthy, I will buy a bidet with warm water, and make my residence have the piping for it. Switching to a cold-water bidet saved me a ton of TP. Alas, it would take $19,000+ for my current house to have 60-year old piping replaced to accommodate instant hot water.
My house takes at least 5 minutes for the shower to get warm. I am wasting a ton of water, but the alternative is hypothermia.
I opted for a bidet "wand" years ago. I found many bidets didn't fit well on the toilets I had, or didn't actually get me any cleaner than toilet paper would. The wand improves accuracy and cleanliness tenfold. Highly recommend if you want something that requires you to sit in a specific position to see the benefits of a bidet.
You can see the WIP sketches and uncolored (digital) inks they've posted of their own work here. Took 10 seconds and a Google search to find, probably about 3 seconds longer than it took you to post this.
27 Comments
halfdane@piefed.social · 22 pts · 159d
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 17 pts · 159d
Is this Loss?
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 159d
You've never had a bidet.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 158d
i mean, there's bidets and there's bidets. hot water makes such a difference, and then being able to properly adjust the pressure, and then blow drying, and then webcam, and then singing, and then auto shut, and then night light, and then wifi, and then mp3, and then discord integration, and then automatic refills
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 158d
Best bidet
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 158d
wait only one million sold? luxe bidet is letting me down.
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 159d
How can it be loss with only one panel?
ptu@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 158d
Window panels on top floor is a good start, third panel missing, fourth the mans legs
Edit: third is clearly the entrances pillars. So yes, this is loss.
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 159d
:.|:;Martyy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 158d
kambusha@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 159d
I bidet goodbye
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 158d
i feel this.
i had a biobidet 320 heated washlet. kept a little tank of water next to the toilet always at 110-135 degrees F (I used 120). Press of a button and I had a clean ass with warm water. No chilly cheeks in midwinter. I repaired and rebuilt that damn thing so many times. That bidet came with me through ten moves. I think I gave it to my older brother because he's a shitass.
DavidP@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 158d
Is the hot water for cleaning efficiency or just comfort?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 158d
you say potato, i say potato
SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 158d
If I ever become wealthy, I will buy a bidet with warm water, and make my residence have the piping for it. Switching to a cold-water bidet saved me a ton of TP. Alas, it would take $19,000+ for my current house to have 60-year old piping replaced to accommodate instant hot water.
My house takes at least 5 minutes for the shower to get warm. I am wasting a ton of water, but the alternative is hypothermia.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 158d
how much plumbing is in your house that it takes five minutes to get water from the tank to the shower?
SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 158d
I suspect things look like this:
Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 158d
I dont know how my sister did it, but her bidet has hot water. im not sure how she did it in hwr 1920's home but, it wasnt difficult. hmm.
I use cold water. its fine. lol
eru@mouse.chitanda.moe · 4 pts · 159d
that is understandable toto wavelets are actually pretty expensive
village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 159d
All you need is a trip to the hardware store. You need a sink sprayer and a T adapter and you're good to go.
maniclucky@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 159d
$20 on Amazon and you get the whole setup nice and easy. [Disparage Amazon here]
Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 158d
admittedly, we got ours on amazon for $35 bucks, yearssss ago.
kinther@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 158d
I opted for a bidet "wand" years ago. I found many bidets didn't fit well on the toilets I had, or didn't actually get me any cleaner than toilet paper would. The wand improves accuracy and cleanliness tenfold. Highly recommend if you want something that requires you to sit in a specific position to see the benefits of a bidet.
webp@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 159d
AI slop radar is pinging
terabytes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 159d
https://www.instagram.com/atomiccharmart/
You can see the WIP sketches and uncolored (digital) inks they've posted of their own work here. Took 10 seconds and a Google search to find, probably about 3 seconds longer than it took you to post this.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 159d
If there's a name on it, there's a good chance it's not AI slop.
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 159d
Yeah, clanker-wankers aren't skilled enough to write their name on the slop they conjure
This sounds sarcastic, but I genuinely think many of them wouldn't even know how to add text to an image
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 159d
They rarely bother, and if they do, it's easy to look them up and see if they actually create stuff.