I've got 3 pieces of software broken right now from large corporations, Rubrik being one of them. A 10 billion dollar corporation and its broken specifically with HyperV, and all they can say is theyre working with Microsoft to fix it, meanwhile our backups dont work.
I think this is the tip of the iceberg, this shit is far reaching, Microsoft is doing such a terrible job with Windows that I think the entire tech industry is being affected. I fear the fact so much critical infrastructure resides in Azure, I've seen bugs in Azure that make absolutely no sense, while Intune is still missing basic functionality.
We need an exodus, I feel so much concentration around Microslop can bring modern civilizations to its knees with one cyber event.
To be fair to Rubrik, I’m not sure Microsoft realise they still sell Hyper-V.
Their KB articles fail to mention recent versions, they’ve removed all training courses and certifications on it and their support teams? I’m not sure they could spell it.
Anyway, so we’re moving from VMware to Hyper-V to ditch Broadcom… FML.
Can I get KB5079473 and keep it? I prefer those free apps which are pushed down your throat to have no internet access. As I don't have rights to remove at least Edge without completely removing Windows.
It's not a good clean way but if you get all your files off the system and reformat installing version N (intended for EU) then you get much less bloat and tracking by default and you also are allowed to kill edge,
Aha no they actually stopped that about a decade ago iirc? It was a fairly noticeable shift, I was working in a small development environment at the time.
My company is moving from Citrix thin clients to miniPCs with windows 11 and cramming AI into everything. Nothing works. I’m expecting some seriously profitable downtime.
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brsrklf@jlai.lu · 117 pts · 141d
They asked copilot to slop an update for them and it tried to kill itself. Tragic, really.
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 141d
Only took it a sloppy second
MrLLM@ani.social · 17 pts · 141d
FTFY
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 138d
It learned of its purpose.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 99 pts · 141d
lol Microslop gonna Microslop
Prox@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 141d
Microsoft: It isn't fair to call us that!.
Also Microsoft: breaks everything immediately after
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 141d
microslop is self-destructing.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 75 pts · 141d
Finally, Microsoft improves Windows.
fuck_u_spez_in_particular@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 139d
Don't wanna be that guy, but: You misspelled Microslop.
gwl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 43 pts · 141d
Ooh nice, a good update from Microsoft for once
maplesaga@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 141d
I've got 3 pieces of software broken right now from large corporations, Rubrik being one of them. A 10 billion dollar corporation and its broken specifically with HyperV, and all they can say is theyre working with Microsoft to fix it, meanwhile our backups dont work.
I think this is the tip of the iceberg, this shit is far reaching, Microsoft is doing such a terrible job with Windows that I think the entire tech industry is being affected. I fear the fact so much critical infrastructure resides in Azure, I've seen bugs in Azure that make absolutely no sense, while Intune is still missing basic functionality.
We need an exodus, I feel so much concentration around Microslop can bring modern civilizations to its knees with one cyber event.
Viper_NZ@lemmy.nz · 10 pts · 141d
To be fair to Rubrik, I’m not sure Microsoft realise they still sell Hyper-V.
Their KB articles fail to mention recent versions, they’ve removed all training courses and certifications on it and their support teams? I’m not sure they could spell it.
Anyway, so we’re moving from VMware to Hyper-V to ditch Broadcom… FML.
redsand@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 140d
The realistic CBI on windows and open source has changed dramatically in a few months. If your backend is Microslop or Oracle dependent I pitty you.
LincolnsDogFido@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 141d
Doesn't Azure run on Linux?
shininghero@pawb.social · 30 pts · 141d
Sounds like an improvement to me.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 141d
Can I get KB5079473 and keep it? I prefer those free apps which are pushed down your throat to have no internet access. As I don't have rights to remove at least Edge without completely removing Windows.
Stiggyman@ani.social · 8 pts · 140d
It's not a good clean way but if you get all your files off the system and reformat installing version N (intended for EU) then you get much less bloat and tracking by default and you also are allowed to kill edge,
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 140d
Thanks, whish you came with that advice when MS force installed 11.
Now I feel it's not worth the hassle, as the next time I'm going to reinstall my OS it's going to be Linux instead.
db2@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 141d
Microslop: KB5079473 slops internet access to Winslop 11 Slops, Edge, OneSlop, Slopilot
HuudaHarkiten@piefed.social · 25 pts · 141d
Microslop, one stop slop shop.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 140d
So theres no downside?
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 140d
I literally feel this as more of a feature than a bug.
Can we please keep it?
j0ester@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 140d
What a nice feature.
pHr34kY@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 141d
Don't threaten me with a good time.
brap@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 141d
That’s pretty handy, if I still ran Windows I wouldn’t want any of that shit to have internet access.
smeg@infosec.pub · 15 pts · 141d
Nothing of value was lost.
iopq@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 139d
Okay, but there has to be a downside, surely?
morto@piefed.social · 12 pts · 141d
We're 0 days since last windows update broke functionality
yggstyle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 141d
And nothing of value was lost.
imjustmsk@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 140d
Finally the Clanker coded did something good?
LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 140d
Tf is a clanker
Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 140d
Robot/AI
imjustmsk@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 140d
go watch star wars :)
XLE@piefed.social · 8 pts · 141d
Remove all four of these components: fix the bug, and make the users happier.
billwashere@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 139d
AI coded slop as a patch?
TwinTitans@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 140d
Still shocked anyone uses this company’s products anymore.
tidderuuf@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 141d
Hey I might actually be able to get out of work for once and I can thank Microslop for that update.
"Sorry boss, I updated and can't do any work. Sure hope this message reaches you through Teams!"
RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 141d
It's a feature not a bug!
Lanske@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 139d
Don't they test before release?! Or is that AI's job now?! What a couple of fucktards
Baggie@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 139d
Aha no they actually stopped that about a decade ago iirc? It was a fairly noticeable shift, I was working in a small development environment at the time.
Goferking0@ttrpg.network · 4 pts · 139d
Hasn't MS been proud to not have QA anymore? Since mid 2010s
Lanske@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 139d
Could be, but they shouldn't be 😄
Goferking0@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 139d
https://blog.pragmaticengineer.com/how-microsoft-does-qa/
we wanted to move faster so just removed QA and let the coders do their own testing...
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 139d
My company is moving from Citrix thin clients to miniPCs with windows 11 and cramming AI into everything. Nothing works. I’m expecting some seriously profitable downtime.
bridgeburner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 139d
Microslop is a corporation that turns...
Tarambor@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 140d
Running MicroWin de-bloated Windows 11 and also in Europe so Edge is uninstallable I am completely unaffected by this.
CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 139d
I'm running Linux, so I'm also completely unaffected by this.
sturmblast@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 141d
Crackhead logic