c/dndmemes · by sundray@lemmus.org · 159dUntouchable! Azul Crescent's silly scribbles 80 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
Mesophar@pawb.social · 15 pts · 159d
"32 AC? Oh that's cool. Hey, have you heard of Spell Saves?"
Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 12 pts · 159d
Tank: Behold my impenetrable armor! None can hurt me!
Enemy: *ignores tank and stabs wizard and cleric wandering around in glorified bathrobes*
Tank: I didn't mean you weren't supposed to try!
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 159d
If your Cleric is in glorified bathrobes instead of proper armor that's on them
Assumingit'sD&DorPathfinderasreferencedinthecomicteft@piefed.social · 3 pts · 159d
Yeah, my war cleric has more ac than my fighter. I prefer the healy boy doesnt die on me while i’m getting stabbed. I can’t cast true resurrection, he can.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 159d
There's a 0.25% chance of two consecutive 20s being rolled. This is likely to happen ~1/400 attacks.
The lesson? Don't fight swarms of anything if rules enable baddies to crit you.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 2 pts · 159d
I dont do critical successes or failures. Your build will win on its own or perish.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 159d
Natural 2 wouldn't be a critical failure in D&D, anyway. Probably rolled low on a spell save, not sure D&D even has critical failures for those.
Gutek8134@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 159d
They rolled nat 20s, critical hits
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 2 pts · 159d
Oh wow, I must have been really tired to read that as "natural 2's" ...
teft@piefed.social · 2 pts · 159d
Yesterday i was that fighter but reversed. I rolled 5 nat 1s in a row. Action surge wasted makes for a sad orc.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 35d
Bro, check your dice for proper balance. That is really, really improbable.
Oh shit, I just realized how old this thread is. My bad.