Nooo don't cook him!

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DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 185d

Don't turn the stove on otherwise you'll be in Spain without the S

Apeman42@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 185d

You'll have plenty of time for wordplay when you're living in a PAN down by the RIVER!

scarabic@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 185d

I’M BIG IN YA PAN! I’M BIG IN YA PAN!

Town@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 185d

I got the sizzle but not the steak But hey, I'm big in a pan

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 185d

is it because you smoked the whole thing

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 185d

I would love to possess the power and self-assurance of a furry little god who knows absolutely that they can just camp out on the stove and they will never, ever come to harm.

bibbasa@piefed.social · 2 pts · 185d (1 reply)

this image has set my neurons ablaze

postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 185d

Do they help ypu envision the cat's spinchter in complete 100% contact with the surface where eggs are cooked?

krull_krull@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 185d

Calm down liberals, it's just dark humor

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 185d

!vegancirclejerk@lemmy.world

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 185d

do not the cat