My dude how many closeted bi guys are there on this community. Also I know this place with great $3 onion rings. Like okay you have to pay for the upgrade but even my wife wanted some
I feel like that's just not fair to anyone. Either the onion rings have to be painfully hot or I have to know that those poor gentleman are now disappointed in two things!
18 Comments
FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org · 12 pts · 174d
As a closeted bi guy who is feeling strained in his hetero relationship, I feel this.
FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org · 7 pts · 174d
Also, eating onion rings sounds like fun.
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social · 3 pts · 174d
Plz wait until they cool off though
Don’t want to burn your mouth.
FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org · 5 pts · 174d
If it's burning my mouth, I'd be more worried about the onion ring holders.
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social · 5 pts · 174d
FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org · 4 pts · 174d
Guess I fell right into that one. Fuck I want onion rings.
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social · 2 pts · 174d
It was very tongue-in-cheek, so no worries :)
You should find a way to get some. That’s genuinely one of the few perks of adulthood.
FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org · 3 pts · 174d
Yeah, but it wouldn't be right. It's not the onion rings that I want.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 174d
My dude how many closeted bi guys are there on this community. Also I know this place with great $3 onion rings. Like okay you have to pay for the upgrade but even my wife wanted some
AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social · 7 pts · 174d
I feel like that's just not fair to anyone. Either the onion rings have to be painfully hot or I have to know that those poor gentleman are now disappointed in two things!
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social · 5 pts · 174d
Gummy candy rings instead, good catch.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 174d
Like what, peach rings? I don't know if I can fit in a hole that big
BodePlotHole@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 174d
If you are willing to eat onion rings offa my sad penis you deserve, and will recieve, much better than that.
... Sometimes I wish I was gay...
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 174d
Don't worry mate, from what I can see from over here you're perfectly fine down there.
Someday you'll find your own onion ring devourer
BodePlotHole@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 168d
I got one. She is an amazing woman. But it would defo take some convincing to get the onion ring thing to fly.
It takes a special kind of saint to want to do such a thing without request.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 174d
No girl, no problem; I will eat those onion rings off your boner regardless.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 174d
It's times like this I wish I had more packers to throw at people so like, they could go get their onion on or whatever