Water is just molten rusted hydrogen

That works too 👍

Neatly arranged water

gas in its natural state

Well that's just your room temperature and pressure bias talking. All states are natural states, subject to environmental conditions.

Wow, you make a good point 👍

That's why I drink beer 🍻

Sounds like you're describing hydrogen peroxide, as pairs of individual hydrogen and oxygen atoms don't exactly like to exist alone, so they pair up as H2O2

These are the brilliant chucklefuck ideas that keep me coming back to the real internet, no AI slop here, you make a serious point 👍

and sugar is just deficient garlic

Its oxidized, so its corroded. AKA, in simple laymans terms, rusted.