I have always been unathletic and uncoordinated, plus I was weak BEFORE estrogen. I've never used a gun or gotten in a hand to hand fight before, so I have no experience in how to defend myself.
The Fartographer. It literally says it on my profile over in that direction where you see my profile info. ⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️↖️↘️↗️↙️ One of those arrows is probably correct.
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llamatron@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 146d
Needs more 'Elon Musk is so rich that'
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 42 pts · 146d
Done!
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 146d
RedSnt@feddit.dk · 35 pts · 146d
I swear I was on mushrooms for a second there..
joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 145d
My brain was skipping like a vinyl for a moment.
gegil@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 146d
elon musk is so rich that his wealth collapses into an economical black hole
TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 145d
!RemindMe 6 months
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 144d
@remindme@mstdn.social 6 months remind this reddit guy that bot don't work here
remindme@mstdn.social · 7 pts · 144d
@Slab_Bulkhead Ok, I will remind you on Thursday Sep 24, 2026 at 12:36 PM UTC.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 14 pts · 146d
What happens in September?
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 41 pts · 146d
Nice try, FBI. Nice try.
gegil@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 146d
Me and TotallynotJessica go to united states under a fake identity to kidnap elon musk, but thats a secret.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 145d
For legal and safety reasons, this is a joke :3
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 144d
Or is it?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 144d
It is. I have absolutely zero combat ability.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 143d
Or do you?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 143d
I have always been unathletic and uncoordinated, plus I was weak BEFORE estrogen. I've never used a gun or gotten in a hand to hand fight before, so I have no experience in how to defend myself.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 15 pts · 146d
Oh I see, your secret's safe with my indifference.
RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 3 pts · 144d
I already forgot what we were discussing.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 144d
Who the Eff are you?
fartographer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 144d
The Fartographer. It literally says it on my profile over in that direction where you see my profile info. ⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️↖️↘️↗️↙️ One of those arrows is probably correct.
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 146d
Not sure. I just hope it's lethal.
Denvil@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 146d
Plane.
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 144d
I’m pretty sure we need to engage new VPN for the answer to this. But I am curious.
Pman@lemmy.org · 9 pts · 144d
What is going on on September 20th 2026 for him to potentially go missing?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 144d
Zier@fedia.io · 8 pts · 146d
Is 9/20/26 the day Elon gets raptured? Can he take his other brother trump with him?
trashcroissant@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 145d
Trump'll be gone by then. I saw an online oracle say so so it has to be true.
RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 3 pts · 144d
Trump has to last until at least the halfway point ofnhis term, then they can chop him out and try for ten years of True Believer Vance.
Juice@midwest.social · 2 pts · 144d
The walls are really closing in on the Cheeto-in-Cheef
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 145d
Fingers crossed!
shweddy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 144d
He can keep his money and we can get rid of him for free
timewarp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 146d
Musk is so rich that he could create a bread company where he puts little figurines of himself inside the loaf, and call it Musk In Bread.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 145d
He's so rich...he doesn't have enough cash to buy a cappuccino in Rome.
krisevol@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 145d
He doesn't have that much cash. He would have to sell a lot of stocks or assets to do this.
GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 145d
I think he could go missing on September 20th, 2026 for free if he really wanted to
RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 2 pts · 144d
And? Spread that shit around.
krisevol@lemmus.org · -1 pts · 144d
Spread his useless stocks around? And what get $2.67 per person a year on dividend?
Not sure this would change or lives at all
RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 2 pts · 144d
That's the idea. Not just with Elon.
Plus, maybe with a wider spread of influence, companies will stop being driven entirely based on the need to Enshitify everything for MaXiMuM pRoFiTs.
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 144d
I don't know.... With all the puppets he is making with them I am thinking Elon has A LOT of socks.
krisevol@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 144d
Pretty colorful ones too i bet
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 144d
He would get a loan cappuccino using stock value as collateral, to avoid the cappuccino tax.
gegil@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 146d