c/theonion · by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 149dTrump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard https://theonion.com/trump-wakes-from-beautiful-dream-kissing-underage-girl-to-find-face-being-licked-by-st-bernard 194 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
ceenote@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 149d
He should have realized he was dreaming when she started kissing him back.
katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 149d
Fuck that's dark, but I did lol.
ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 148d
When she consented, it became his nightmare.
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 149d
Eugggggghhhh! Oh.. poor doggo!
Dojan@pawb.social · 8 pts · 149d
I’m pretty sure that’s animal abuse.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 148d
Looks more like he just finished Bubba again.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 148d
Eyooooo
homes@piefed.world · 2 pts · 149d
Grab ‘em by the dog face
Kirp123@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 149d
No dog is willingly going to lick that face.
TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com · 2 pts · 149d
@HootinNHollerin 😅
Trex202@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 149d
He's the first president to not own a dog
espentan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 149d
I'm glad he doesn't. He's incapable of love and definitely the kind of person that would let his frustrations out on his pets.
grue@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 149d
That made me curious enough to look it up.
It's not true; only 33 out of 45 presidents have owned dogs. However, Trump is the first since William McKinley not to own one, and is one of only two (the other being James K. Polk) to not own a pet at all.
https://potus.com/presidential-facts/types-of-pets/