[Video] US Department of Defense: "We negotiate with bombs".

https://i.imgur.com/jiJaMRK.mp4

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30 Comments

_druid@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 157d (1 reply)

It's apparent to me that he thinks that everything he's saying is so badass. He's the coolest person he knows.

Zombiepirate@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 156d

WAR FIGHTERS 🦅🇺🇸👊🏻

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 157d (1 reply)

I dunno. Maybe putting an alcoholic Fox News host in charge of the largest army in the world was a bad idea.

Trex202@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 156d

A stooge is a stooge

riskable@programming.dev · 24 pts · 157d (1 reply)

Great... Now the bombs themselves are running LLMs‽

Oh, right! That's how you get them to teleport into Waffle Houses.

lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 157d
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Seaguy05@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 157d (1 reply)

He looks so desperate and the words he's saying come off more as a plea than confidence.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 157d

Oh yeah that's a boy who thinks that if he's tough enough and mean enough everyone will go his way as he's starting to worry it isn't working.

I'd pity him if he didn't prove over and over he doesn't even deserve pity. He knows this is getting pinned on him and while I wish his boss fell for it too, I still hope this manchild faces painful consequences

_wizard@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 157d (4 replies)

Why are they the DOD again? Wasn't there a name change?

IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 157d (1 reply)

They are officially still the DOD. The name change has never been officially approved despite Hegseth choosing to identify with a different pronoun.

regedit@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 156d

Department of War when they can blow up innocent civilian fishing boats that can't fight back. Department of Defense when they get fucked up from someone who can, and does, fight back.

Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 157d

They can't keep things straight. Got an ad recently for military service that was "Paid for by the Department of War." Plus, it makes the war sound better if it's fought for "defense." Whatever aims to make them sound better at any given time.

keyez@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 156d

They snuck in DoW as a secondary name which didn't need approval. The official name on contracts is still DoD or I guess if the person wanted they could replace Defense with War but it's all just a waste of time.

demizerone@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 156d

Dumbest mother fucker alive. He needs to go learn about Teddy Rosevelt.

tired_n_bored@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 156d

This guy creeps me out. He loves war, bombs and fighting, but only behind his army. Weak and pathetic. Hope he gets unalived by the own war he started

Lanske@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 157d (2 replies)

Come'on Yanks, get rid of these wankers!

Gates9@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 156d (1 reply)

The last time we actually had a choice:

mosscap@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 156d

Damn I wish someone would choose Hegseth and Trump! They can choose Mike Johnson and a couple Supreme Court justices too while they're at it...

islandcoda42@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 156d

Combined IQ of -7.

lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 157d

What do the bombs have that you want?

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 157d

I'm going to insist that we actually use their chosen term in this case. It's the Department of War.

thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 157d

I know where to drop the next bomb

lemmyng@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 157d

Quick, somebody dress up a bomb in a suit and arrange a meeting with these fools!

EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 156d

I am reminded of the Marge Simpson picture:

"It's true, but he shouldn't say it."

shweddy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 156d (1 reply)

Bombs have throttles TIL

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 156d

Long and hard, even.

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 157d

OK bubbie. So why and what the fuck?

Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 156d

That lookback at daddy

dipcart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 156d

Sorry... Didn't trump say that they had been negotiating with Iran? And that's why they stopped bombing Iran, because the negotiations were going so well? And then Iran said we're not negotiating with y'all. Is this in response to that? Like is Kegseth saying we don't actually want to negotiate anyways?

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 156d

Like in the movie "Dark Star"? It did not end well...

FatVegan@leminal.space · 0 pts · 157d

Americans are too stupid to use words to negotiate? I can't believe it