An Arctodus simus that has been affected by the tapeworm parasite, by Hodarinundu

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26 Comments

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 55 pts · 150d

Jesus Christ, why?

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 150d

What a terrible day to have eyes.

zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 48 pts · 150d

The forbidden ramen.

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 31 pts · 150d

This is also how I feed the birds. I am banned from the park.

TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 150d (4 replies)

the one time I'm glad my internet is slow enough to read comments before any picture loads

deacon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 150d (3 replies)

Just in case you did bail before it loaded, it is a painting, not a photo, and it is unhinged but not gross. Per se.

TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 150d (2 replies)

This is the most ominous usage of per se I have ever seen.

nagaram@startrek.website · 3 pts · 148d (1 reply)

Your username is almost relevant though

TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 148d

lol ughhhh

deacon@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 150d

This is how I got rid of mine but it was thanks to mice, not birds in my case. I felt like Cinderella!

Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 150d

Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey!

pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 149d

On the one hand, perhaps this is my own fault for browsing all while eating spaghetti. On the other hand, what were the odds.

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 9 pts · 150d

Nature is so beautiful.

ascend@lemmy.radio · 8 pts · 150d (7 replies)

I didn't know tapeworms came out

Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 150d (2 replies)

They're named after the tape measure and if those birds let go its the coming back in you've got to worry about.

ascend@lemmy.radio · 28 pts · 150d (1 reply)

I really regret commenting on this post

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 5 pts · 150d

A reply in your inbox is just like a tapewormmeasure, it keeps you coming back to the post.

morto@piefed.social · 14 pts · 150d (2 replies)

Older people around here tell stories of homemade treatments where the person would be fasting for hours while sat on a chair with a hole, with a bucket of milk or white wine below. According to them, this would make the tapeworm get out (very slowly) into the bucket.

mbp@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 149d (1 reply)

Sorry, babe, I just made plans for the weekend.

morto@piefed.social · 1 pts · 148d

Hope you made plans for two

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 150d

they do if they get exposed to water, where they release the eggs, or it gets long enough to exit the bumhole.

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 8 pts · 150d

Grant us eyes

SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 150d

Go fly a kite

Kellenved@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 149d

How nice of those seagulls

oxideseven@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 148d

What's the opposite of "not all heros wear capes"? Cus that's what you are.

You're like the villain no one deserved or something.

doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 150d

May you please mark as sensitive content? maybe with a NSFL warning?