Older people around here tell stories of homemade treatments where the person would be fasting for hours while sat on a chair with a hole, with a bucket of milk or white wine below. According to them, this would make the tapeworm get out (very slowly) into the bucket.
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MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 55 pts · 150d
Jesus Christ, why?
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 150d
What a terrible day to have eyes.
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca · 48 pts · 150d
The forbidden ramen.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 31 pts · 150d
This is also how I feed the birds. I am banned from the park.
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 150d
the one time I'm glad my internet is slow enough to read comments before any picture loads
deacon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 150d
Just in case you did bail before it loaded, it is a painting, not a photo, and it is unhinged but not gross. Per se.
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 150d
This is the most ominous usage of per se I have ever seen.
nagaram@startrek.website · 3 pts · 148d
Your username is almost relevant though
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 148d
lol ughhhh
deacon@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 150d
This is how I got rid of mine but it was thanks to mice, not birds in my case. I felt like Cinderella!
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 150d
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey!
pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 149d
On the one hand, perhaps this is my own fault for browsing all while eating spaghetti. On the other hand, what were the odds.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 9 pts · 150d
Nature is so beautiful.
ascend@lemmy.radio · 8 pts · 150d
I didn't know tapeworms came out
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 150d
They're named after the tape measure and if those birds let go its the coming back in you've got to worry about.
ascend@lemmy.radio · 28 pts · 150d
I really regret commenting on this post
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 5 pts · 150d
A reply in your inbox is just like a tapewormmeasure, it keeps you coming back to the post.
morto@piefed.social · 14 pts · 150d
Older people around here tell stories of homemade treatments where the person would be fasting for hours while sat on a chair with a hole, with a bucket of milk or white wine below. According to them, this would make the tapeworm get out (very slowly) into the bucket.
mbp@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 149d
Sorry, babe, I just made plans for the weekend.
morto@piefed.social · 1 pts · 148d
Hope you made plans for two
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 150d
they do if they get exposed to water, where they release the eggs, or it gets long enough to exit the bumhole.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 8 pts · 150d
Grant us eyes
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 150d
Go fly a kite
Kellenved@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 149d
How nice of those seagulls
oxideseven@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 148d
What's the opposite of "not all heros wear capes"? Cus that's what you are.
You're like the villain no one deserved or something.
doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 150d
May you please mark as sensitive content? maybe with a NSFL warning?