New books are simply a bit stiff, and the pages stay in the semi-closed configuration initially. You just need to stretch it a bit by bending the book back and forth when open on the desired page, and banging on the middle to make it conform to the new shape.
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lividweasel@lemmy.world · 88 pts · 157d
Reading a bool would seem pretty boring. There’s only two possible storylines.
lime@feddit.nu · 31 pts · 157d
i think it says booᚴ
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 157d
More if you include real booleans: true, false, file_not_found
MajinBlayze@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 156d
The real wtf is finding this on Lemmy 2 decades later
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 156d
Some of us were forged in the depths of the old internet
SorryQuick@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 156d
Even more with C bools: false(0) true(1) slightly more true(2) even more true(3) dangerously true(-1).
I’m sure they could make a decent enough bool to read.
funkajunk@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 157d
I dunno, I quite liked The Lion, the Witch and the NullPointerException
antsu@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 157d
Worry not, Microsoft got you covered! https://bettersolutions.com/vba/enumerations/msotristate.htm
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 157d
Gotta say the new horny Lemmy is fun
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 157d
New?
couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 157d
Saw a post from the fem comm stating this place is going awry
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 156d
Wdym? Horny is based and we want more of it!
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 157d
I also enjoy being the book
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 157d
You guys see it too, right?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 157d
Yeah why do those pages stay flopped up like that. If they don't lay flat I get distracted
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 156d
Brand new books, man. That's why I only buy used.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 156d
New books are simply a bit stiff, and the pages stay in the semi-closed configuration initially. You just need to stretch it a bit by bending the book back and forth when open on the desired page, and banging on the middle to make it conform to the new shape.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 157d
Tinnitus goes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
gary215@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 157d
He must be reading The Joy Of Sex.
blunderworld@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 157d
Another one of these? Honestly I'm not even mad. Mostly H O R N Y.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 156d
Lol, scrolled past this yesterday and didn't see it.
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 157d
ugh no I need backgroud noise. I actually go to a coffeeshop specifically to read.
FishFace@piefed.social · 4 pts · 156d
hhehehe
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 156d
Impressive. I've never been able to read a book with my eyes closed.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 156d
I think those are the glasses.