c/microblogmemes · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 140dThe trauma 618 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 48 pts · 140d
I'd also get stressed when someone puts too much "mayo" on my "sub"
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 140d
Yea, only I'm allowed to fill my sub with mayo!
diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 140d
But anyone can cleanup the extra mayo off your sub, right?
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 140d
Of course, assuming they ask nicely
Aviandelight@mander.xyz · 34 pts · 140d
My cousin told me our grandfather's last words were literally "No mayo." She left his bedside to make him a sandwich he had requested and when she got back with it he'd passed.
M137@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 140d
He died not eating what he didn't like.
DrPop@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 140d
He knew.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 139d
but was the sandwich made with mayo?
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 26 pts · 140d
three@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 140d
I wish that were me
hypeerror@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 139d
You don't need our permission to fuck a sandwich.
three@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 139d
No no, I want to be the sandwich.
hypeerror@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 139d
My bad, good luck and be careful with the lettuce.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 139d
…oh, submarine sandwich.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 0 pts · 139d
"If you fill my sub with mayo, how am I supposed to breathe while down in the water?"
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 139d
Mr. Mayonnaise back at it again...
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 139d
Must have been Jimmy John’s. That place serves mayo by the gallon. I hate them.
jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 140d
"Plenty" = "none"
Mayo doesn't go on a sub.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 139d
if mayonnaise does not go on a sandwich, what does it go on?
Vreyan31@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 139d
Not all sandwiches are subs. There are plenty of other sandwiches, like those weird cucumber sandwiches, you can put your mayo on.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 139d
I've never heard such a strange to me sandwich opinion before. is this a cultural thing?
mayo on subs is a common occurrence in Canada. and I'm not just talking about at Subway
jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 139d
It does not go specifically on a sub sandwich.
A sub sandwich gets oil and vinegar
Mayo is great on a BLT, or a Hamburger, but these are not subs
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 139d
I guess I should have checked the username