Eboni Dark'ness Clucking Raven Way

This feels like one of those “how did you get radicalized” memes

I worked for KFC a long as time ago. I'm glad it was an era of paper applications and phone call interaction. The internet was not a factor. This is fucking ridiculous.

"We need a way to let our applicants down in a firm, but fun way!"

If you're cluckin delighted then you'd've cluckin hired me motherclucker

This made me cry blood very gothly

the special ingredient is cruelty.

The secret to getting work at KFC is applying old school ... with a paper application so greasy, it's see-through.

Even applications to Gregg's (UK bakery chain famous for sausage rolls) require 1000 word personal statements

you mothercluckers!