Hesitation

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sbbq@lemmy.zip · 126 pts · 133d (6 replies)

What an insane question to ask someone!

jeffep@lemmy.world · 109 pts · 133d

IKR get your own drink girl

Tattorack@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 133d (1 reply)

I guess, but I can infer two things from this comic:

  1. The two girls know each other well enough and are close enough to be familiar with each other's stuff.
  2. For the same reason as above, one girl knows the other is a little... Um... Shall we say... "needy".
Servomoore@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 133d

5-Ish Art has done enough comics about sucking off her husband that I think you’d have to know her for like an hour before that becomes apparent.

AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 7 pts · 133d (2 replies)

That's why you answer just as equally:

I had ten on me last night. Would you like some left over pubic hair too?

chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 133d (1 reply)

Could also go with accusing them of projecting and rescinding the offer on that basis

AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 3 pts · 133d

These two look friendly. I presumed they are roommates, so they comfortable sharing food and clothes. It's just some roommates need to be reeducated on proper lines and questions not to crossed&asked.

If the shock of my suggestion gets in, e may be able to retrospect:

Wait, why am I asking to to indirectly kiss my roommate from the drink e is drinking from?

The idea is that the askee can get es own drink, and only wants permission.

Our canteen rules are extremely simple: take whatever you want, but replace it ASAP. That way nobody gets to miss out on their favourites.

Mothra@mander.xyz · 70 pts · 133d

Girl in blue must have the worst case of eggplant allergy ever. I mean, it's an oddly specific question to ask

mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de · 60 pts · 133d

Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 49 pts · 133d (2 replies)

do we not brush our teeth afterwards?

Harvey656@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 133d

But he said he was a dentist and it would whiten my teeth!

DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 133d

It's not as perfect as you believe

MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 33 pts · 133d (3 replies)

No, only eaten copious amounts of ass. 🥰

PhoenixDog@piefed.ca · 11 pts · 133d (1 reply)

Ate my wife out last night.

Still smell them 12 hours later. No ragerts.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 12 pts · 133d

"You should shave your mustache."

"No! Not the flavor saver!"

douglasg14b@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d

The best

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 27 pts · 133d (1 reply)

She doesn't want it if it doesn't taste like dick? Or is she being considerate

AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 2 pts · 133d
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criss_cross@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 133d (1 reply)

Who sucks eggplants?

AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 15 pts · 133d

Vegans.

rf_@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 133d (1 reply)

Is it possible to transmit an sti by taking a sip? Will someone please run this experiment for the benefit of my idle entertainment?

MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 133d

Mono, maybe, but the last 24hrs is basically irrelavent for that one. Hell, the most recent 24hrs is almost irrelavent for any of them; Contagion takes time to set-up shop.