That's because it's an untapped market. I don't know how many times I've gone into a Hallmark Store, and found myself completely unable to find any card to send to a special cunt. And then, when I ask the workers, they act like they don't have that sort of card at all.
Years ago I saw a lot of obscene/agressive cards in Berlin - grandmas flipping birds, punks grabbing their junk with "Fuck off" as a title, etc. Gotta stock up on them if I see them again. You're right, postcard sending is a lost art.
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artifex@piefed.social · 72 pts · 164d
Maybe it was in the Australian section
toofpic@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 164d
They knew. This raised their sales by 23% and heart attack rates among aunts by 3%
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 36 pts · 164d
OH IT IS AN A!
BillyClark@piefed.social · 29 pts · 164d
That's because it's an untapped market. I don't know how many times I've gone into a Hallmark Store, and found myself completely unable to find any card to send to a special cunt. And then, when I ask the workers, they act like they don't have that sort of card at all.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 164d
Not to put too fine a point on it, I think you'll find that cunts are one of the more frequently tapped markets.
toofpic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 163d
Years ago I saw a lot of obscene/agressive cards in Berlin - grandmas flipping birds, punks grabbing their junk with "Fuck off" as a title, etc. Gotta stock up on them if I see them again. You're right, postcard sending is a lost art.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 164d
What's it supposed to say? I can't see it as anything but cunt
edit: Ope nevermind I can see the top of a thing behind it that says aunt
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com · 15 pts · 164d
You're seeing it the good way
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 164d
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 164d
Australian joke card
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 164d
Joke?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d
I remember.
cannibalkitteh@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 164d
This is just from Hallmark Australia.
klu9@piefed.social · 19 pts · 164d
Is "Cwnt" Welsh for something?
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 164d
Yes, it's short for Cwntllewnaberblaenavonarmarthenystglynnwllhelieathwyth
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 164d
Pronounced "Christine"
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 164d
don't forget the i's are silent.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 163d
Chrstne
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 164d
I'm like 95% sure this is shopped.
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 164d
Of course it is, they shopped it at the Hallmark shop!
Unless they stole it. Then it’s stoled.
can@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 164d
I would love to know if it is.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 164d
I have an aunt like that
danc4498@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 164d
Client?
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 164d
Aunt?
You know... The one that's 'special'
danc4498@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d
Yeah, aunt makes much more sense
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 5 pts · 164d
Yes. Precisely.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 164d
I guess Larry David designed that one.
makyo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 164d
Ligatures are so important in typesetting
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 164d
They're also the little tendons that make laws work
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 164d
Definitely on purpose
Heikki2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 164d
Billy Butcher's valentines cards dropping just before season 5
rangber@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 164d
Cunt is fine. I'll buy it.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 164d
now I want actual greeting cards for "Special Cunts"
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 163d
Greeting cards from Australia
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 3 pts · 163d
Most of these are bought as going-away gifts for coworkers
possessedfaxmachine666@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 163d
Oi. Australia mate!
Quexotic@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 164d
Perfection. Dual purpose.