Cat

Cat!

“You see this? Do you want me to do it?? I’ll fucking do it dude, I’m serious.”

• cat probably

Cat.

Making sure you're watching while he pulls the whole curtain down.

Was cat sitting last summer, and he'd be looking like that establishing eye contact before going nuts scratching up my fancy chair.

Once they see they've got your attention it's already too late. 11/10 - will cat sit again!

This arm is only attached to me, I have no physical control of it and cannot be held responsible for it’s actions.

"The dog did it"

The bigger idiot of my two tore the curtain rod mounting hardware out of the wall failing to sit on the narrow sliding window rail in my bedroom. Every other window in the house has a cat friendly amount of space but noooo consider the novelty of a NEW window, hoomon.

Every spring since then when I open that window I make sure to retract curtains fully so when he tries yet again and falls off he learns not to do that until it's been closed all winter and he forgets.

"Do something!"

very

record scratch

Busted!

Caught

It's missing the filepath

try "cat .bashrc"