c/shittyasklemmy · by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 137dWhat should I yell in public to cause chaos? 1 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
destiper@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 137d
what could you yell? something about a bomb. should you? probably not.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 137d
I don't want THAT MUCH chaos
actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 137d
In that case, a REALLY SMALL bomb
andrewta@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 137d
Then go near a playground in a beat up van yelling “free candy”
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 137d
"EVERYBODY BE COOL, THIS IS A ROBBERY. ANY OF YOU FUCKING PRICKS MOVE, AND I'LL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHER FUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU!"
batterystapled@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 137d
Candies
calmblue75@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 137d
Even better, free icecream!
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 137d
THIS IS A TEST! EVERYBODY REMAIN CALM! (proceeds to run away scared)
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 137d
"I just shit myself"
folaht@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 137d
"Free free Isratine!!"