Very Controversial Opinion: Bayonetta would have been better as a movie and Final Fantasy 13 kinda sucked. Although, for the latter I think that's more about the age of the franchise.
I can't say I agree with the Bayonetta comment, but it's because I only played it at a friend's house a few times growing up and think it'd go over as well as a Final Fantasy movie.
FF 13 sucked for me. The sudden transition to even more linear environments, my salt about a lack of turn based combat, and the oh-my-god-they-out-finalled-their-fantasy with the cutscenes longer than dissertations. I love Sazh, love Fang, I fucks with Vanille and I low key love lightning design and a return to the gun blade. None of that could save that game for me, though. Oh, and fuck turning gods into vehicles, that Shiva-cycle was lame
Nope but just by the looks of it most likely it'll be woke girl boss slop. Not looking forward to it. It'll probably flop like all the other woke games that have released.
So 3 massive award winning games, a series with character customization where you choose the gender of your avatar, and the most anticipated game since Sliksong. And all of them AAA games from major publishers.
Yeah, you seem like a good judge of quality (/s because you need it).
Okay, Yotei. You've played this? And did you not like it, or was the protagonist being a woman somehow harmful to the gameplay or story?
COD, which one, and why is it somehow girlboss slop instead of AI assets and Fortnite-ification slop? Are the woman models better hitboxes or less stereotypical ARMY WARRIOR than the men?
Horizons..like Forza or like the game series that has always been about a woman? Did you play the games, and was her character somehow not the character you expected them to be? (I will say, women make up about 20% of Engineers in the US, so it's not crazy to think a woman scientist cloned herself, thus resulting in a 'savior character
GTA 6...I don't play GTA so I can't say much on that one. Have you played it yet? Can you share details so people can see how girl boss slop it is?
24 Comments
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 152d
"And make sure to give them huge chins!"
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 152d
"And armor that only covers their tits!"
Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 152d
True story, this is the only thing they taught me at my liberal arts college, this along with the 32 genders
Variden3301@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 143d
Made me chuckle so I am yoinking it
BiomedOtaku@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -23 pts · 152d
I get laid like crazy. Girl boss games just suck lol.
3rdXthecharm@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 152d
Please, regale us with the girl boss games that suck.
I'm not saying they don't exist, surely they do, I just want to know which ones you don't like that you can name.
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 152d
Very Controversial Opinion: Bayonetta would have been better as a movie and Final Fantasy 13 kinda sucked. Although, for the latter I think that's more about the age of the franchise.
3rdXthecharm@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 152d
I can't say I agree with the Bayonetta comment, but it's because I only played it at a friend's house a few times growing up and think it'd go over as well as a Final Fantasy movie.
FF 13 sucked for me. The sudden transition to even more linear environments, my salt about a lack of turn based combat, and the oh-my-god-they-out-finalled-their-fantasy with the cutscenes longer than dissertations. I love Sazh, love Fang, I fucks with Vanille and I low key love lightning design and a return to the gun blade. None of that could save that game for me, though. Oh, and fuck turning gods into vehicles, that Shiva-cycle was lame
BiomedOtaku@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -12 pts · 152d
Slop of yotei COD 6/7 Horizons GTA 6 is looking like girl boss slop now. List goes on my dude
DivingRacoon@lemmus.org · 12 pts · 152d
So you're just parroting asmon talking points. Hilarious.
BiomedOtaku@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -5 pts · 152d
Don't know who that is but I'll be sure to look it up.
skyline2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 152d
Ah so all the games you were told by "influencers" to hate. Got it 🐑
BiomedOtaku@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -6 pts · 152d
Nope played them they suck what is there to it ?
Thunderbird4@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 152d
Wow! You’ve played GTA6?!
BiomedOtaku@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -9 pts · 152d
Nope but just by the looks of it most likely it'll be woke girl boss slop. Not looking forward to it. It'll probably flop like all the other woke games that have released.
SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 151d
skyline2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 152d
Nope I don't believe you 🐑
BiomedOtaku@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -6 pts · 152d
Well don't lol. Have fun with your shit girl boss games. There's a reason they don't sell and studios close. Money talks bullshit walks.
skyline2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 152d
Have fun gooning rightoid 🐑
Glytch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 152d
So 3 massive award winning games, a series with character customization where you choose the gender of your avatar, and the most anticipated game since Sliksong. And all of them AAA games from major publishers.
Yeah, you seem like a good judge of quality (/s because you need it).
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 152d
Mw2 and Black Ops didn't have female protagonists...
3rdXthecharm@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 152d
Okay, Yotei. You've played this? And did you not like it, or was the protagonist being a woman somehow harmful to the gameplay or story?
COD, which one, and why is it somehow girlboss slop instead of AI assets and Fortnite-ification slop? Are the woman models better hitboxes or less stereotypical ARMY WARRIOR than the men?
Horizons..like Forza or like the game series that has always been about a woman? Did you play the games, and was her character somehow not the character you expected them to be? (I will say, women make up about 20% of Engineers in the US, so it's not crazy to think a woman scientist cloned herself, thus resulting in a 'savior character
GTA 6...I don't play GTA so I can't say much on that one. Have you played it yet? Can you share details so people can see how girl boss slop it is?
Heliumfart@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 152d
Sooo laid, brro. That's crazy
BiomedOtaku@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -7 pts · 152d
Yup I'm even impressed at times