Does anyone else have a silly nickname for social media?

I got my kids to refer to their phones as depression rectangles.

Fakebook, Twatter, Shittergram, Peddit — I got banned for suggesting child predators didn’t get severe enough prison sentences.

Facebook + Google = Faceboogle

We have "Walkie Talkie"

Following this naming convention: Typey Readie

I affectionately call lemmy "the commie site", but my current instance I think defederated with a lot of the spicier places.

Bookface

I think it would be funny if reddit caught on as [redacted] since most of the helpful info or funny comments ends up flushed away over the years and can no longer be recovered through the api

I'm a fan of calling it the torment nexus. You know from the direct inspiration "don't build the torment nexus"

I call my phone the propaganda box

X = Twitter

Facebook = Facefuck

Instagram = Instaspam

LinkedIn = Facebook for cocaine addicts

Tik Tok = Garbage

Snapchat = Shatnap

Telegram = Pedo Hangout

Reddit = Fuck u/Spez

Tumblr = Autistic Reddit

WhatsApp = That one American app that is used by non-aamericans

I call all of it Brainrot

Terfsky

I use one I stole from a shitty movie.

Insta-google-tweet-face

I use the term "Interwebs" when I'm being snarky about anything online, and I use progressively more absurd buzzwordles until someone antifa's the whole electoshondig.