Cheesy chips could be banned from competition venues, H&H can reveal, as research has found they can have a performance-enhancing effect on riders and horses.
The equestrian centre cafe staple has been found to improve concentration and memory in riders, owing to the effect of the combination of ingredients on the hypothalamus area of the brain. But there are also indications they can increase stride length and flexion in horses.
11 Comments
twinnie@feddit.uk · 41 pts · 131d
I was getting all wound up but then I noticed the article is from yesterday.
Sturgist@piefed.ca · 21 pts · 131d
Bit rude to post it when the day of fools is already over....
d00ery@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 131d
Sorry! I missed it yesterday 😂
Sturgist@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 131d
shakes fist Off to the end of the queue with you!
Edit: sorry, as a Canadian that was the only fitting punishment I could think of.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 130d
What about "To the front of the queue, even though you don't belong there, so you'll feel bad about it all day"?
Sturgist@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 130d
Ouuuuuuuuu..... that's harsh.......I love it!
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 131d
I love the shit people come up with for April 1. Makes the internet fun for a couple of days.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 130d
Can confirm. I left a pub in 1999 and lifted a car off a pedestrian.
tetris11@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 104d
he must have been so happy when you chose to reverse
RunjamboJenkin@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 130d
Great. Now I want cheesy chips.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 130d
Posting this a bit late, it's not April 1st anymore.