Donald Trump Calls for MAGA Boycott Against Bruce Springsteen’s Tour and Attacks The Boss for Looking ‘Like a Dried Up Prune’: ‘This Guy Is a Total Loser’
https://variety.com/2026/music/news/donald-trump-maga-boycott-bruce-springsteen-tour-1236705359/
26 Comments
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 47 pts · 144d
I'm certain this will ensure Bruce has a great tour. I can't imagine having rabid magats at a show would be anything other than a (minor) hassle.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 144d
Looking ‘Like a Dried Up Prune’
modus@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 144d
Nah, I don't see a prune. I would have gone with dessicated blobfish.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 143d
Am I a joke to you?
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 143d
Blobfish actually look pretty normal in their typical high pressure habitat, it's the depressurization when getting brought up to the surface that causes them to look so fucked up. You wouldn't look so hot if someone grabbed you by the neck and pulled you into the exosphere without any warning.
modus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 143d
We can try that with him.
showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website · 12 pts · 144d
Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 141d
Ngl, as cool as this line was, I always disagreed with 10 on this. You rock up on a primitive planet and pull some terroristic BS, you deserve to get shot while retreating.
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 143d
Dotdashdot@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 144d
Tired old pedophile is tired.
vegeta@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 144d
Dried apricot calls prune dried up looking
notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 144d
The projection of this one is so real.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 144d
He more closely resembles rotting Spam.
WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social · 13 pts · 143d
Springsteen looks about 20 years younger and far more healthy.
WesternInfidels@feddit.online · 13 pts · 144d
The president then proceeded to insult motherhood and apple pie
MountingSuspicion@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 144d
When insulting POWs didn't even cause a dip in his numbers I knew we were done for. If anything is more American than apple pie, it's slobbering all over the troops, and the Rs didn't even blink. What a sad reflection of our actual ideals as a nation.
HubertManne@piefed.social · 8 pts · 144d
Imma pretty sure springstein and most of his fans would be pretty fine with this boycott. Mybe boycott my city and state as well and come to think of it my country. GTFO!
Floon@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 143d
Constantly amazed when Don, who looks like he's made of congealed bacon fat, insults the appearance of anyone else.
EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 143d
So does this mean conservatives are going to stop playing Born in the USA at rallies?
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 143d
I mean Donald Trump looks like a pedophile.
Didntdoit71@feddit.online · 5 pts · 144d
I'm not a huge fan of Springsteen...but I might go to a concert of his just to support his opinion. Love him as a person...his music isn't bad...just not my normal jam.
dmtalon@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 144d
If you do you'll be supporting Ticketmaster more than Bruce because.... 'Merica
IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 143d
Same but check out Nebraska, fantastic album.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 144d
Looks like Donnie's never going to New Jersey again.
bagsy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 143d
Stroke, heart attack, car crash, choked on cheese burger, or something creative? C'mon universe, you owe us one.
bradinutah@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 144d
Just like gasoline, the Donvict's influence is making concert ticket prices go up.