Once upon a time, there was a snail who was tired of being slow.
He went out and bought a fast sports car, had a custom paint job done with an 'S' on the hood, and installed a spoiler to make it go faster.
Everywhere the snail went, people would comment on his amazing car. He felt pretty good about it until one day, while stopped at a traffic light, a little old lady walked up and said, "That's a nice car, young man. But what's the 'S' for?".
The snail smiled and replied, "Well, you see, when people see me zipping past them, they say, 'Look at that S-car-go!'".
12 Comments
ApeNo1@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 165d
There are three other British gentlemen who would beg to differ.
Rokin@leminal.space · 7 pts · 165d
Snails would disagree.
Trex202@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 165d
Once upon a time, there was a snail who was tired of being slow.
He went out and bought a fast sports car, had a custom paint job done with an 'S' on the hood, and installed a spoiler to make it go faster.
Everywhere the snail went, people would comment on his amazing car. He felt pretty good about it until one day, while stopped at a traffic light, a little old lady walked up and said, "That's a nice car, young man. But what's the 'S' for?".
The snail smiled and replied, "Well, you see, when people see me zipping past them, they say, 'Look at that S-car-go!'".
Hathaway@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 165d
chirp chirp ^thank^ ^you^ ^though^ ^I^ ^laughed^
Edit: I tried for so long to get superscript text and I cannot get either my client to cooperate, or I just have no idea what I’m doing. Oh well.
grue@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 164d
^chirp^ ^chirp^
::: spoiler markup
*^chirp^ ^chirp^*:::Hathaway@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 164d
Oh, I see. It’s per word. Thank you.
eldavi@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 164d
why did this hurt so much? lol
DontHurtMe23@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 164d
If you remove a snail's shell, you'd think they'd be faster because of the reduced weight. However, they actually become slower.
That's because when you remove their shell, they become a bit more slug-ish!
marcie@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 165d
Synthesis: snails are cars
Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 165d
That was one of their best specials
digital_descartes@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 165d
I believe in speed and power, and then I get stuck in the mud
Etterra@discuss.online · 4 pts · 164d
I love the toilet seat on the one in the background. When you don't give a fuck, anywhere can be a toilet!