c/lemmyshitpost · by bootleg@sh.itjust.works · 172dkinky 314 points · 22 comments · view on lemmy.world
22 Comments
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 161 pts · 172d
Could be a CPAP mask strap mark, but this is better.
neatchee@piefed.social · 102 pts · 172d
it is 100% a CPAP mask. you can see the other strap mark arching toward the top of the nose, and the mask mark across the bridge of the nose.
but yes, I too hope I'm wrong because ball gag would be way
betterfunniersource: am CPAP wearer, have strap marks, don't own ball gag
not_so_handsome_jack@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 172d
That's exactly what someone who owns a ball gag would say.
(I'm also a fellow CPAP person)
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 172d
Pretty sure some folks that own a ball gag would say "mmmmph mmm mmm". When typing they'd probably just own up to having a ball gag unless they were planning to run for office.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 172d
Confirmed: the lead singer of Crash Test Dummies owns a ball gag
daggermoon@piefed.world · 3 pts · 172d
I own one and so does the person who made the meme.
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 172d
THE PERFECT COVER
Brb gotta go get diagnosed with sleep apnea
fartographer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 172d
You could get that curved line by frowning while wearing the gag.
neatchee@piefed.social · 4 pts · 172d
but who would ever frown while wearing a ball gag? 🤔
markz@suppo.fi · 27 pts · 172d
Better than CPAP? I'm not convinced this would help at all.
BadJojo@communick.news · 21 pts · 172d
Choked by ball gag > choked by sleep apnea.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 172d
Might be both. Combination ball gag and CPAP.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 172d
CPAPBG
neatchee@piefed.social · 3 pts · 172d
CPBGP
Constant positive ball gag pressure
But that might cause confusion with internet routing standards and US presidents where CPBGP stands for "Child Predator Border Gateway Protocol"
I apologize for this incredibly specific and terrible nerd slash dark humor joke
DarthPub@retrofed.com · 30 pts · 172d
Janx@piefed.social · 14 pts · 172d
That's my fetish.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 172d
You humiliation fetishists disgust me. You're all a bunch of sick little perverts.
Janx@piefed.social · 4 pts · 172d
Oooh yeah...
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 172d
You say CPAP... but he is also Catholic.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 172d
Pope lines?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 172d
Penance that doesn't leave marks is no penance at all.
przemyslawowo@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 172d
I was going to say cpap too I wear one every night!!
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 172d
I mean…