When I met my now-wife, she worked at Five Guys. Every workday she'd come home smelling like burgers and ketchup. I have a pretty limited sense of smell, so I enjoy most (but not universally all) things I can smell. That these were the smell of food I enjoyed also helped. I kinda miss those times, though she's much happier no longer working that job.
I don't know how I smelled. Hopefully not unpleasant.
You don't have to sell me on her I already wanted to motorboat them titties and other things less objectifying but primarily the motorboating thing because I have only been acquaintanted with her by sight atm
It sucks that I am Scandinavian by both blood and name, but I feel ashamed to show anything of it. Because it would lump me in with these fuckheads, or worse, the nazi fucks.
you know there are more scandinavian stereotypes than neonazis with rune tattoos, right? The swedish chef is right there, not to mention the "swedes are gay" stereotype.
That doesn't take away from the genius of the non-nazi artists from that region. And there's plenty.
I don't feel like that region stands out in neo-nazism and anything far right. Like, I would say, Finland has a particular problem? And slavic countries. France too. But in any case, when I find a black metal band I like, I always check if they're sketch or not, no matter the country. All countries have sketchy black metal artists.
So... that leaves an aura of prestige around Sweden and Norway for me. And I certainly don't associate them overall with neo-nazism.
The point of the meme got pushed out of my brain by the questions about why they took it so far that the modern goober gets a full-on big tiddy goth girl for his baby mama.
also real vikings: "hey Willy Dickson, write any good stories lately?"
"Why yes Jarnskeggi Thorleiksson The Girthier, i went to Angle Land and got some great inspiration for a tale about bald people brewing beer!"
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xkbx@startrek.website · 28 pts · 122d
You know that guy smells like stale sweat and cigarettes and she smells like monster and damp towel
toynbee@piefed.social · 4 pts · 121d
When I met my now-wife, she worked at Five Guys. Every workday she'd come home smelling like burgers and ketchup. I have a pretty limited sense of smell, so I enjoy most (but not universally all) things I can smell. That these were the smell of food I enjoyed also helped. I kinda miss those times, though she's much happier no longer working that job.
I don't know how I smelled. Hopefully not unpleasant.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 122d
That smell when you leave the cloths in the wash too long. Mildew ass white people
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 1 pts · 120d
Actual racism btw
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 120d
You don't have to sell me on her I already wanted to motorboat them titties and other things less objectifying but primarily the motorboating thing because I have only been acquaintanted with her by sight atm
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 25 pts · 122d
This is the second time today I've seen the word jenkem so I looked it up and boy do I regret doing that.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 122d
The legacy of &totse lives on
PugJesus@piefed.social · 16 pts · 122d
Honestly when you live in a frozen wasteland, survival is metal.
Guy in Ohio who thinks his ancestors living in a frozen wasteland makes him superior, not so much.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 122d
Clearly the difference is the piss shark diet. We should pitch it on Rogan.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 121d
worth pointing out that iceland used to have forests ðŸ˜
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 122d
It sucks that I am Scandinavian by both blood and name, but I feel ashamed to show anything of it. Because it would lump me in with these fuckheads, or worse, the nazi fucks.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 121d
you know there are more scandinavian stereotypes than neonazis with rune tattoos, right? The swedish chef is right there, not to mention the "swedes are gay" stereotype.
Danquebec@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 121d
As a metalhead, I admire Sweden and Norway, so, your shame surprises me. I certainly don't think of neo-nazis when I think of those countries.
circuit23@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 121d
Also as a metalhead... Did you forget about all the neo Nazi metal bands from Sweden and Norway?
Danquebec@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 121d
Of course not. But...
That doesn't take away from the genius of the non-nazi artists from that region. And there's plenty.
I don't feel like that region stands out in neo-nazism and anything far right. Like, I would say, Finland has a particular problem? And slavic countries. France too. But in any case, when I find a black metal band I like, I always check if they're sketch or not, no matter the country. All countries have sketchy black metal artists.
So... that leaves an aura of prestige around Sweden and Norway for me. And I certainly don't associate them overall with neo-nazism.
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 12 pts · 122d
Boobs
Zink@programming.dev · 12 pts · 122d
The point of the meme got pushed out of my brain by the questions about why they took it so far that the modern goober gets a full-on big tiddy goth girl for his baby mama.
diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf · 8 pts · 122d
Ah yes, "ve ver vikings" or "We wuz kangs" for white trash and neo-nazis.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 121d
also real vikings: "hey Willy Dickson, write any good stories lately?"
"Why yes Jarnskeggi Thorleiksson The Girthier, i went to Angle Land and got some great inspiration for a tale about bald people brewing beer!"
Potti@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 121d
Hakkarl is kinda nice actually