>be me
>22 and poor in college
>deliver food for a restaurant for a few months
>sometimes people order takeout but don't pick it up
>if it happens late enough in my shift I get to take it home with me
>always ate the best those nights since it was free
>be me now, 35+
>started calling corporate restaurants and ordering takeout about a half hour before close
>always spoof the caller ID to show up as my ex wife
>been doing it for about 3 years
>never pick it up
>gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing i gave some young person a free meal and also my ex gets black listed from every restaurant in town
15 Comments
Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 2y
Too bad they force you to throw the food away now, supposedly to prevent this very thing from happening
nodsocket@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
average_internet_enjoyer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Now I'm not sure why it happens over in USA, but in my country the reason we throw away our food is because of health and safety regulations and all that blah blah blah. Sometimes though you might be able to get a free meal
WtfEvenIsExistence@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 2y
spez@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
!Wholesome4ChanUser@lemmy.world
MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 2y
It never says anywhere that he pays for it. I guess that's why it's only corporate restaurants
bl4kers@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y
Would explain the block listing as well
Hotdogman@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y
A man of the people.
DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Based
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 2y
Chaotic good?
NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world · -15 pts · 2y
Chaotic good? This is extremely childish if it's true.
TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 2y
it says the author is 35, which is only a child in vampire years
CluckN@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
What kind of child works at a takeout place?
AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
wholesome greentext
aeternum@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
anon had a wife? I call bullshit.
MrBusinessMan@lemm.ee · -9 pts · 2y
This is extremely inappropriate, basically stealing from hard working businesses just to feed some dumb lazy person.
starelfsc2@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y
Lol accurate username