c/lemmyshitpost · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 171d

A new twist on an old classic

415 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world

15 Comments

Upperhand@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 170d (6 replies)

Could you imagine the wet gurgling sound that would come from it... also to add horror, bring a spoon, and taste test it while saying needs more corn, hahaha

LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 170d (4 replies)

OH!
GRAVY!
I read it as "Gravity" for some dumb reason and spent way to long imagining how that would work.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 170d

taste tests whoopee cushion

Hmm, needs more gravity. Maybe even a little exothermia too.

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 170d (1 reply)

Well gravity is needed for it to work

snoons@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 170d

Nuh-uh

tubthumper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 170d

filled with gravity

imagining

"Hey kids! Time to make the prank of all time even more timeless! The Whoopee3000: Supermassive Black Hole ~~Addition~~ Edition. Get yours today! Not responsible for worm holes."

... yeah no clue if I'm on the right track with the physics here, tbh I'm not even sure I have regular gravity down pat

bampop@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 170d

Jokes on you when you're mid tasting and you notice the whoopee cushion on a different chair

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 171d (5 replies)

Add apple chunks for additional hilarity.

NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 171d (3 replies)

Might as well just take a huge dump in it for the top tier comedy award

ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 171d (2 replies)

If you are going to go that far, why not just serve it as a kabob instead of wasting a good tool?