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361 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world

13 Comments

DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 57 pts · 117d (3 replies)

Typhus outbreak appears to be happening in Los Angeles.

Hope that saved you a search.

Albbi@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 117d

Thank you, that did save me a search.

Sunrosa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 113d (1 reply)

I already looked it up without checking comments :(

DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 113d

Oh no :0

How can you possibly feel content with your life knowing you wasted a whole 5 seconds on an un necessary google search??!?

CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de · 20 pts · 117d (8 replies)

"The Emperor"?

I get what you wantbto say, but bruh...

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 117d (2 replies)

Dump isn't even emperor of his own bowels, let alone a country.

trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 117d (1 reply)

"Emperor of his bowels" sounds almost like a medieval title.

Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 117d

We should bring those back

jdr@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 117d (1 reply)

There's only one emperor I recognize, and that's the Emperor of Japan

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 117d

somehow, Palpatine has entered the chat

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 117d (1 reply)

Yeah Lord Norton is dead

Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 117d

The only true emperor. But my loyalty lies with the King of Augsburg!

Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 117d