My son vs. your son.

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28 Comments

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 51 pts · 160d (1 reply)

"Your son pays my son for footjobs"

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 160d

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 160d (4 replies)

They may want to check why their son was issued an m14 and a uniform from 60 years ago. Sounds like someone’s trying to get them killed

TheGoldenV@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 160d (2 replies)

Same casket though.

NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 160d (1 reply)

Some things are evergreen, I guess?

Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 160d

Same as it ever was

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 160d

The angle of the stickers doesn't compute.

FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 160d (1 reply)

JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 160d (6 replies)

JSON?

wheezy@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 160d (3 replies)
Content-Type: application/myson
{
    status: 200,
    message: "Dancing at a funeral uwu"
}
Content-Type: application/yourson
{
    status: 410,
    message: "Died for the Epstein class"
}
Two9A@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 160d (2 replies)

Appreciate the use of 410, we don't see it enough.

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 160d

410 Gone

This response is sent when the requested content has been permanently deleted from server, with no forwarding address

wheezy@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 160d

Glad someone noticed. I used it over 404 just for you comrade.

To those that don't know. 410 is the "gone" response. It is different than "404 not found" as it is meant to tell the request that the resource was once there but has been deleted permanently.

So it's basically "not found, because it was removed purposely". Rather than just the "not found" which is seen more often because it'll just be the default general response when a request is not able to return any content.

lennybird@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 160d

Did he at least achieve the rank of Marshal?

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 160d

Red balloon floats off outside the mall

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 160d

Sadly, they'd probably prefer it

solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 160d (1 reply)

Turns out my son is grieving the death of his best friend since deployment and had to dress up as a woman to their funeral

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 160d

You wouldn't deny an old friend their dying wish.

returningtheday@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 160d (1 reply)

At that point she's my daughter. That's no son.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 160d

according to another comment on this post that anime character is a femboy not a girl

https://lemmy.world/comment/23148026

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 160d (1 reply)

I like that whoever made the sticker apparently used sillhouette of an actual anime girl tho. They looked up "feminine anime girl in skirt" on their browser, browsed images, found one that fits the criteria, looked at name, browsed it to find a fitting stance/position, and drew the stickers. Simply respect the research that's all.

Mistic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 160d

"Found one that fits the criteria." Yes

I think it's also important to mention for those unaware that the silhouette character (the one you see at the bottom as well) is very much not a girl.

So they are either an anime fan or actually did do their research.

obvs@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 160d (1 reply)

How do you know my son looks like that?

Noja@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 160d

Dad?

BillCheddar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 159d

Typical Boomer, taking credit for someone else's service.

EpeeGnome@feddit.online · 5 pts · 159d

lnNeV82LcIKbziG.png I'm proud of you, Son.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 159d

Go join your son if it’s that important.

RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 160d
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