There are 206 bones in the human body or 207 if your guts are long enough

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tiny_hedgehog@piefed.social · 54 pts · 146d (7 replies)

Arguably โ€œHow long are your guts?โ€ is quite a good, if not very forward, pickup line.

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 146d (5 replies)

I can rearrange them for you!

baatliwala@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 145d (3 replies)

Okay Conquest

arrow74@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 145d (2 replies)

That was maybe one of the most brutal scenes I ever saw

GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 145d (1 reply)

He's just lonely

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 144d

I told you that in confidence!

fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 5 pts · 145d

but like, not rough or anything. i just like to get way up in there and hang out, getting comfy

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 144d

"What food makes you grow" works for women assuming the next word is pussy.

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 27 pts · 145d (6 replies)

"How long are your guts" would work on me.

voodooattack@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 145d

If you fall for those tricks, youโ€™re boned.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 145d (4 replies)

you sure?

How long are your guts?

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 145d (2 replies)

Well (s)he is a giant so probably pretty long.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 145d (1 reply)

I assumed they are long, but how long!!!

CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 145d

I need a banana slug for scale

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 145d

Uh, which set

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 145d

Hupf@feddit.org · 13 pts · 145d

Textbook humor

wuffah@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 146d (3 replies)

How many inches of bone are in your body? ๐Ÿ˜

sik0fewl@piefed.ca · 9 pts · 145d (1 reply)

Would you like four more? ๐Ÿ˜‰

thebestaquaman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 145d

Best I can do is three fiddy :/

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 145d

Front to back or top to bottom?

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 145d

Draw me like one of your French skeletons...

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 145d (1 reply)

Mr. Skelington almost assuredly has more game than me.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 145d

๐ŸŸค ๐Ÿ” ๐ŸŸค ๐Ÿฎ

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 145d

โ€œHey, baby, drink a lot of milk?โ€

ignotum@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 146d

Viagra and long enough, let's bone

Rooster326@programming.dev · 3 pts · 145d

Real missed opportunity to say

This skeleton wants to bone

UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 145d

guts mention

tenchiken@anarchist.nexus · 3 pts · 145d

Do you like Huey Lewis?

mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 145d (2 replies)

That is a great Headline(?) of the post. Took me a minute to get.
Also made me think, do especially tall people have more vertebrae?
Do all humans have the exact same number of bones?
why?
that seems incredibly random.
Not even one little extra bone?

puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 145d (1 reply)

for the first part imma say no. giraffes actually have the same amount of neck bones as a human!

for the second part imma say yes. because stuff like polydactyly exists and happens so

mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 144d

I will look this giraffe thing up, that is madness.

Evolve some more bones you weird yellow sky-lawnmowers.

6stringringer@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 144d

Ribbed for maximum pleasure.

Heavybell@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 144d

He want to bone

Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 145d

So relatable.

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 144d

Hey baby, has anyone ever told you you're a giving person?

You've already given me an extra bone!