Pope bans Trump Administration from Heaven, in retaliation for JD Vance's assassination of former Pontifex

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takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 66 pts · 138d (7 replies)

This is also after the revelation that this regime was actually threatening Vatican to better support trump or else.

Damage@slrpnk.net · 30 pts · 138d (4 replies)

Seems like they went with "or else"

takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 138d (3 replies)

LOL, I guess, poor Pope Francis.

To be completely honest though I commented on the tweet, then saw the title after posting it. They actually were threatening Vatican with a military action. This is apparently why Pope postponed 2026 visit to US. Insane.

Damage@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 137d

Asshats. They've no idea the bear they're poking. The Catholic church may be severely diminished nowadays, not to mention more tame, but it's still influential all over, it's the most powerful church in the world.

tired_n_bored@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 136d

A military action against the Vatican means a military action against Italy (both by geography and by treaties between the two). It'd also mean the EU would come in help. What an idiotic administration.

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 137d

Ahah! You fell for my trap headline!

Yes, teehee, I know, but I figured my title as it is would provoke someone to point that out, and I am just frolicking in the madness of what is apparently reality, and just wanted to be goofy.

hemmes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 136d (1 reply)

I read that also.

If that’s true, and the Pope, as a representative of one of the largest religious groups in the world, doesn’t officially tell everyone what happened, denounce the administration as corrupt, and place politics above his religion and supposed belief of Jesus Christ, then he is no follower of anything but, ultimately, his own self.

takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 136d

I don't expect him to. Historically Vatican doesn't get into political games Twitter trolling etc. This admin was trying that already and it just ended with silence.

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 22 pts · 138d (4 replies)

What were the crusades

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 138d

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

scratchee@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 137d

Some of them almost didn’t fail

Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 138d

gods plan

Calfpupa@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 79d

Popeleos clearing house rn

tristynalxander@mander.xyz · 17 pts · 138d (2 replies)
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sparky@lemmy.federate.cc · 2 pts · 138d (1 reply)

You know, I actually wonder what happens with citizenship once you become pope or one of the few top cardinals. Do you lose/renounce your original one and become a citizen of Vatican City?

GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 136d

I'm fairly sure that most Popes (and people who have the Vatican on their passports) generally maintain dual citizenship.

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 138d

Pretty sure that was already taken up by a higher authority.

minorkeys@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 138d

When was the last excommunication? Maybe it's time.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Pope Bob spitting bars! ✊🏼

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 138d

Holy shit that would be a great EPiC RaP BaTtLE!!!!

The Pope!

vs...

JD Vance!

with cameo verses from Hegseth and Jesus.

lol.

RedFrank24@piefed.social · 10 pts · 138d (2 replies)

Deus Vultn't!

GandalftheBlack@feddit.org · 1 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Deus Nult

Auk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 138d

Deez nuts

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 136d (1 reply)

Huh...

34 “Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. 35 For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law. 36 And a person's enemies will be those of his own household.

Matthew 10:34-36

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 136d

Shhh, you're not allowed to point out that the entire Bible is full of contradictions and that theology is just people trying to explain away discrepancies in their fan canon theories...

Pope might ban you from heaven too!

m4xie@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 137d

Hash tag "peace" is killing me 🤣

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 138d (9 replies)

What is that headline?

Did you post the wrong picture or do you think that's what the tweet says?

degenerate_neutron_matter@fedia.io · 7 pts · 138d (1 reply)
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givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 138d

I don't think you know what a meme is then...

marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 138d (2 replies)
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givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 138d (1 reply)

I knew people stopped reading articles...

I genuinely didn't know literacy has gotten so bad people won't read a screenshot of a fucking tweet

marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 138d
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crandlecan@mander.xyz · 0 pts · 138d (2 replies)

Yeah... Something doesn't add up

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Man, it's been all day.

I don't know why, but it's like critical thinking just got the day off around here.

crandlecan@mander.xyz · -1 pts · 138d

LLMs? 😶

:)

EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 138d

Yes the chief priest lady said Adolf Trump is Satan