My previous house apparently only existed because the neighbor of the building in the lot before it objected to the sexuality of the owners of said building and threw a molotov cocktail at it.
There was only one casualty of that event. Sadly, it was a cat.
Tech bros and corporate assholes have soft bodies, which may prevent the bottle from breaking and igniting them as intended. Throwing a brick or spraying acid in the face will work better in this case.
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raicon@lemmy.world · 99 pts · 116d
gofundme?
random_character_a@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 116d
Maybe we can get a cheap shahed drone.
Deceptichum@quokk.au · 16 pts · 116d
rotkehle@feddit.org · 65 pts · 116d
the heroes we need ^^
MolochHorridus@piefed.social · 57 pts · 116d
Please don’t throw Molotov cocktails at houses, it’s not good for the environment and there may be innocent animals inside.
Throw Molotov cocktails at tech bros and corporate assholes. And politicians, please don’t forget to throw Molotov cocktails at politicians.
toynbee@piefed.social · 19 pts · 116d
My previous house apparently only existed because the neighbor of the building in the lot before it objected to the sexuality of the owners of said building and threw a molotov cocktail at it.
There was only one casualty of that event. Sadly, it was a cat.
yggstyle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 115d
And remember: losers complain about woulda and coulda. Winners clear the jam and finish the job.
Nelots@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 115d
Ultra rich tech bros have the money to get a new and likely better house at any time as well, you're hardly affecting them.
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 115d
Tech bros and corporate assholes have soft bodies, which may prevent the bottle from breaking and igniting them as intended. Throwing a brick or spraying acid in the face will work better in this case.
VeloRama@feddit.org · 1 pts · 115d
always remember: you can live in houses but not in cars.
squaresinger@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 116d
I like that this is posted on a site called commondreams
lauha@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 116d
It is a common dream now, isn't it? :)
AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 115d
Hero* arrested
MrSmoothPP@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 116d
All the money in the world, yet you choose to live in that depressing ass mansion.
Seriously, I've seen trailer park homes that are more uplifting.
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 115d
The dude is worried about an apocalypse that he's causing. A poor taste in architecture is the least of his problems.
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 115d
Some people have bad tastes, but good personalities. Some have bad personalities, but good tastes. And some have both of these bad.
Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 116d
Throw accurate bullets not inaccurate gas bottles
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 115d
Por que no los dos? The bottles drive them out of the bunkers then you reach out to touch more accurately
Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 115d
Works for me
Atropos@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 115d
___@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 115d
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 115d
Crap, they've caught the IRL chad. 😢
Shanmugha@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 115d
Guess he didn't rape enough children then