The lid is wildly bigger than the seat, and not aligned in any way either. It's also interesting that the seat is hinged in the back, and fused with porcelain in the front.
And what the fuck is that foot pedal supposed to be doing on the bottom left? The world's most awkward flushing mechanism? (Kind of floating just off the horse's thigh too.) And why is the sink blocked by the toilet/partly obstructed by the toilet paper holder? And what the hell is the lighting? And why is one rear leg longer than the other? And and and and...
I agree, but I've never seen something like this where the pedal sits directly upright. Do you use it like a badass motorcycle pedal while leaning forward onto the horse? Do you tap it forward with the tip of your foot?
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yesman@lemmy.world · 111 pts · 125d
AI slop.
The lid is wildly bigger than the seat, and not aligned in any way either. It's also interesting that the seat is hinged in the back, and fused with porcelain in the front.
Encephalotrocity@feddit.online · 16 pts · 125d
Needing to take your pants off to take a shit was the immediate giveaway for me, but yeah so much is wrong with this pic the poster should be ashamed.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 10 pts · 125d
You can keep your pants on if you side saddle like a real man.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 125d
And what the fuck is that foot pedal supposed to be doing on the bottom left? The world's most awkward flushing mechanism? (Kind of floating just off the horse's thigh too.) And why is the sink blocked by the toilet/partly obstructed by the toilet paper holder? And what the hell is the lighting? And why is one rear leg longer than the other? And and and and...
einlander@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 125d
Toilet foot pedal flushers are a thing.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 125d
I agree, but I've never seen something like this where the pedal sits directly upright. Do you use it like a badass motorcycle pedal while leaning forward onto the horse? Do you tap it forward with the tip of your foot?
Calfpupa@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 125d
Gotta be the first
DeckPacker@piefed.social · 2 pts · 125d
Also the buttons on the golden panel over the toilet (that are typically used to flush) are way smaller, than they are supposed to be
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 124d
I was wondering WTF was the point of making the horse a seat when it’s that large and heavy and can’t even be lifted to piss.
blujan@sopuli.xyz · -6 pts · 124d
FTFY
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 124d
Reisen@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 124d
i know i want it to be real too but it's AI slop
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 124d
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 125d
hows that lid supposed to work
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 125d
Do you race like a piss horse?
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 0 pts · 125d
No
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 124d
So you piss like a race horse.
Those are the options, I don't make the rules.
xkbx@startrek.website · 7 pts · 125d
Neigh, I don’t think it is
molten@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 124d
horcelain throne
digger@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 124d
Your comment doesn't have enough up votes. You're doing the Lord's work. Bravo.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 125d
Doesn't even have reigns to hold for massive shits. Lame.
mohammed_alibi@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 124d
Interesting that the toilet bowl is called 馬桶 in Chinese. That first character is the character for horse... anyone know why?
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 125d
INB4 "bidet"
ms_lane@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 124d
Squat Toilet Supremacy
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 125d
Get off your high horse.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 3 pts · 125d
Come down from your high horse!
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 2 pts · 125d
Ok sorry,
one_knight_scripting@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 123d
You like testing your ass on your ass? Jackass.
Legitimately cool toilet, I'm actually the jackass here. I do have questions though, how money lids/seats does that toilet have?