They're making a comeback. When you're afflicted by a miasma or even a lecherous spirit, and it's causing a pallor with your vigor being sapped, a cigarette can be just the thing to cool the throat and mollify the mind.
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I've used nicotine products intended to wean people off cigs, like the patches or lozenges when caffeine's not cutting it. But cigs, and even vaping for that matter, really do require an RFK Jr level of health understanding.
14 Comments
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 134d
Again?
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 134d
Every singe damn day, smh my head
SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 134d
Its 2AM, Today is tomorrow already
lividweasel@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 134d
Bad news, another tomorrow is on the way.
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 134d
Cancel subscription > Found better offer elsewhere.
OpenStars@piefed.social · 5 pts · 134d
I have been promised this before, but all I ever see is TODAY?
qualia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 134d
Who still smokes cigs in 2026? Woof
BanMe@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 134d
They're making a comeback. When you're afflicted by a miasma or even a lecherous spirit, and it's causing a pallor with your vigor being sapped, a cigarette can be just the thing to cool the throat and mollify the mind.
This message was brought to you by the RFK Jr's CDC
qualia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 134d
I've used nicotine products intended to wean people off cigs, like the patches or lozenges when caffeine's not cutting it. But cigs, and even vaping for that matter, really do require an RFK Jr level of health understanding.
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 134d
huck a molotov at that shit. It just might work
sepi@piefed.social · 2 pts · 134d
Ugh
volore@scribe.disroot.org · 1 pts · 134d
God, fuck, I hope not. The more tomorrows I've been through, the less I want another to come.
edit: god DAMNIT
f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 134d
It won't be that bad, the sign here says there's free beer tomorrow!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 133d
there is no tomorrow. that is an illusion. there is only today