Apple fail ✂

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s@piefed.world · 55 pts · 133d (6 replies)

The red finger holes may be in separate planes

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 49 pts · 133d (5 replies)

They are old school scissors that have flat handles that dont intersect yep. So it would look like dis:

notabot@piefed.social · 35 pts · 133d (1 reply)

That still wouldn't help, as you'd crush your fingers with the amount of extra travel they'd need to actually close.

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 133d

I guess youre right ye. Its a bit more but not much

Exulion@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 133d (2 replies)

Got an explanation for the back blade being inverted?

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 133d

no

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 133d

a wizard did it

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 133d

That's a Mimic.

snoons@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 133d

✂️ 🤔

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 132d

To support your claim this is an Apple fail:

Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 133d

If you spell scissors backwards and with a stutter, you get: srossici sici sics... Where we really this blind? Anyways, illuminati confirmed

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 133d

They've been lying to us the whole time!

mika_mika@lemmy.world · -15 pts · 133d (2 replies)

If you recognize these things as scissors the emoji can't really be called a fail in all fairness.

Whoever felt any sort of smug for this has a mental illness.

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 133d

Sir, this is a shitpost

HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 133d

First sentence: fair point