c/lemmyshitpost · by restingOface@quokk.au · 133dApple fail ✂ 474 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
s@piefed.world · 55 pts · 133d
The red finger holes may be in separate planes
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 49 pts · 133d
They are old school scissors that have flat handles that dont intersect yep. So it would look like dis:
notabot@piefed.social · 35 pts · 133d
That still wouldn't help, as you'd crush your fingers with the amount of extra travel they'd need to actually close.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 17 pts · 133d
I guess youre right ye. Its a bit more but not much
Exulion@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 133d
Got an explanation for the back blade being inverted?
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 133d
no
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 133d
a wizard did it
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 133d
That's a Mimic.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 133d
✂️ 🤔
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 132d
To support your claim this is an Apple fail:
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 133d
If you spell scissors backwards and with a stutter, you get: srossici sici sics... Where we really this blind? Anyways, illuminati confirmed
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 133d
They've been lying to us the whole time!
mika_mika@lemmy.world · -15 pts · 133d
If you recognize these things as scissors the emoji can't really be called a fail in all fairness.
Whoever felt any sort of smug for this has a mental illness.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 133d
Sir, this is a shitpost
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 133d
First sentence: fair point