c/shittytattoos · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 160dThis is supposed to be a baguette. Photo by Willie Rodriguez 223 points · 49 comments · view on lemmy.world
49 Comments
yakko@feddit.uk · 52 pts · 160d
It looks like that giant fossilized Viking turd
reisub@discuss.tchncs.de · 36 pts · 160d
How many courics is that?
ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 160d
Oh god...
Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 160d
What kind of janky ass arm is that?!
And why is there a big ass turd on it?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 159d
most turds are ass turds joe
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 159d
he needed something to distract from his weird arms with excessive fat and negative muscle mass
he failed
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 159d
I'm sorry if my freedom offends you
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 160d
Found the community's new thumbnail logo. This is literally a shitty tat.
BigTurkeyLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 160d
That tattoo looks like shit
TheOctonaut@piefed.zip · 20 pts · 160d
fonix232@fedia.io · 27 pts · 160d
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 160d
Too many baguettes
ElJefe@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 160d
Tricep*
TheOctonaut@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 160d
You not getting a joke doesn't mean you get to just let an asterisk hanging there
M137@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 160d
Obesity. And the kind you almost only see kn Americans, it's weird.
expatriado@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 160d
looks like the kind of poop you're proud off when you're done
wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 159d
Sharon! Honey! Come quick!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 159d
HEY MA! COME'N LOOKITHIS AFORE I FLUSHIT
crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 15 pts · 160d
TIL paramecium are bread
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 160d
My thoughts exactly. Add on some cilia and edit one of the slashes a bit to make it more of an oral groove and I'd never suspect a thing.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 160d
The cover up tattoo to fix this is just to admit this looks like shit and draw a butt shitting this out
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 160d
Why does that elbow look like a sperm whale?
AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 160d
First thing I thought of was the Graboid from Tremors flying through the air at the end of the movie.
agent_nycto@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 159d
No one is asking why someone wanted an arm sized baguette tattoo? Ok
ickplant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 159d
My son is in school to become a pastry chef, so that’s one option. Why arm-sized though? No clue.
Wakmrow@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 159d
I don't think pastry chefs make baguette
ickplant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 158d
Bread making is part of their curriculum. Also candy and chocolate. It includes a lot of stuff that one wouldn’t think of as “pastry.”
radiouser@crazypeople.online · 8 pts · 160d
Add some wobbly "smell-lines" coming off it, that should help.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 160d
And a shadow to "3dimentionalize" it.
It's not bad actually IMO (except it does look a little bit like the fossilized viking turd now when someone brought it up).
radiouser@crazypeople.online · 5 pts · 160d
Honestly, I have worse tattoos lol.
rosco385@lemmy.wtf · 7 pts · 159d
That tattoo is a definite 3.
glibg@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 159d
Am I the only one that sees a baguette? I mean sure it looks Turd-Like, but upon closer inspection it's obvs a baguette.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 159d
maybe add some eyes and a smiley face? and a christmas hat?
all i see is pain
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 159d
Obviously that is the actual size of the biggest shit they have ever taken.
The "baguette" story is just a cover-up.
ChillPenguin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 159d
Turd Ferguson
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 159d
Johnny Silverturd
SomGye@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 160d
This is how cigars look and smell to me
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 159d
Should've gone with a lot less shading and detail.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 160d
Looks like a kraken tentacle.
RockBottom@feddit.org · 3 pts · 160d
A motive Sailor Jerry would possibly have rejected.
Comrade_Squid@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 159d
Can this even be covered 😂
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 158d
Can it be covered? Yes. Can it be covered without looking more like a turd? No.
m4xie@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 158d
It looks like a pea pod 🫛
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 155d
Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 158d
SHARON! SHAARON YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!
texture@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 159d
why do i need to know the last name of who took this photo?
glimse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 159d
What a weird complaint lol
Yeah let's just take stuff anonymously and never give credit to the creators of anything. You made this? I made this.
texture@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 159d
its a picture of a damn arm bro, the picture itself isnt art
glimse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 159d
So?
athatet@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 158d
Should still credit the person who took the photo. That way other people are able to look up and verify that it’s not just a bunch of ai slop or whatever else.