c/lemmyshitpost · by kewwwi@lemmy.world · 141dplease do not the fish 389 points · 44 comments · view on lemmy.world
44 Comments
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 71 pts · 141d
How am I supposed to say no to this?
kewwwi@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 141d
cuz I put up a sign!
mtpender@piefed.social · 13 pts · 141d
killea@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 141d
No. I said he sleeps with the fishes.
cenotaph@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 141d
Did you get that from Koi Me The Horizon or just happened to source the image from wherever they sourced the koi footage? Or am I horribly misguided
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 141d
Shrubbery@piefed.social · 27 pts · 141d
This is photoshopped. I know this because New Zealand's Department of Conservation would never use the word squirrel.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 141d
We don't have squirrels in NZ anyway.
emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 141d
How can you not have skeerls?
sik0fewl@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 141d
If this was really from New Zealand / Aotearoa, wouldn’t they have suggested the sheep?
Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 141d
There was a Disney movie about a guy who wanted to fuck a fish.
I think it was called “the little mermaid”
edgesmash@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 141d
I'm pretty sure it was the fish who wanted to fuck a guy.
bstix@feddit.dk · 9 pts · 141d
Victim blaming! Ariel was only 15, she could not legally consent.
Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 141d
Relevant
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 140d
I'm assuming it's this one? I admit it's been awhile, so I don't remember the plot:
Don Knotts fucks a fish, right?
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 20 pts · 141d
Carp sexxers in shambles
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 141d
If they really wanna catch more fish, they should be Hooksmaxxing.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 141d
My Dwarf Fortress instincts are screaming in horror.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 141d
Carpe Dickem
antsu@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 141d
god forbid men have hobbies
Sprinks@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 141d
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 141d
You cannot imagine my relief at seeing this
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 141d
squirrels are more viscious than fish if they are manhandled. plus thier teeth are ultra sharp too, since rodent teeth dont stop growing they have to grind it down often.
elucubra@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 141d
Viscious? I think you meant viscous
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 140d
Squirrels are pretty damn viscous. They're not trees or rocks, mind you, but not exactly smoothie material either.
Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 141d
Leave the damn squirrels alone!
gtownjim@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 141d
Besides Chipmunks can fit more nuts in.
kewwwi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 141d
no U leave the fishies alone!
Codpiece@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 141d
Is this a warning for dolphins?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 141d
Yeeehaw this calls for a Texas dog dick hoedown
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 5 pts · 141d
Whooo boy, if I had known it was going to be one of these parties, i would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes
gtownjim@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 141d
Mantan Moreland fan or Beasty Boys?
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 3 pts · 141d
Beastie. But I've seen the clip they got it from.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 141d
Yes question what the fuck
faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 139d
Ok i supprt it but wtf squirel do?
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 139d
Don't fuck with squirrels.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 139d
sad Swedish Chef noises
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 141d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 140d
First they tell you to go spend time inside nature, then they call you wrong when you do.
faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 139d
Ok i guess some people took ‘’there are plenty of fish‘’ too seriously
potatopotato@sh.itjust.works · -17 pts · 141d
AI slop
forrgott@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 141d
Not a chance. Just good old fashioned Photoshop.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 7 pts · 141d
Yes, everything you don't like is ai slop....
Hacksaw@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 140d
I mean that's been mostly true in the last couple years.... AI slop or neo fascism.... Sometimes both :(