please do not the fish

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44 Comments

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 71 pts · 141d (4 replies)

How am I supposed to say no to this?

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 141d

cuz I put up a sign!

mtpender@piefed.social · 13 pts · 141d (1 reply)

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killea@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 141d

No. I said he sleeps with the fishes.

cenotaph@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 141d

Did you get that from Koi Me The Horizon or just happened to source the image from wherever they sourced the koi footage? Or am I horribly misguided

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 141d

Shrubbery@piefed.social · 27 pts · 141d (3 replies)

This is photoshopped. I know this because New Zealand's Department of Conservation would never use the word squirrel.

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 141d (1 reply)

We don't have squirrels in NZ anyway.

emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 141d

How can you not have skeerls?

sik0fewl@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 141d

If this was really from New Zealand / Aotearoa, wouldn’t they have suggested the sheep?

Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 141d (4 replies)

There was a Disney movie about a guy who wanted to fuck a fish.

I think it was called “the little mermaid”

edgesmash@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 141d (2 replies)

I'm pretty sure it was the fish who wanted to fuck a guy.

bstix@feddit.dk · 9 pts · 141d

Victim blaming! Ariel was only 15, she could not legally consent.

Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 141d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 140d

I'm assuming it's this one? I admit it's been awhile, so I don't remember the plot:

Don Knotts fucks a fish, right?

TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 20 pts · 141d (3 replies)

Carp sexxers in shambles

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 141d

If they really wanna catch more fish, they should be Hooksmaxxing.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 141d

My Dwarf Fortress instincts are screaming in horror.

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 141d

Carpe Dickem

antsu@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 141d

god forbid men have hobbies

Sprinks@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 141d

Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 141d

You cannot imagine my relief at seeing this

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 141d (2 replies)

squirrels are more viscious than fish if they are manhandled. plus thier teeth are ultra sharp too, since rodent teeth dont stop growing they have to grind it down often.

elucubra@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 141d (1 reply)

Viscious? I think you meant viscous

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 140d

Squirrels are pretty damn viscous. They're not trees or rocks, mind you, but not exactly smoothie material either.

Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 141d (2 replies)

Leave the damn squirrels alone!

gtownjim@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 141d

Besides Chipmunks can fit more nuts in.

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 141d

no U leave the fishies alone!

Codpiece@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 141d

Is this a warning for dolphins?

MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 141d (4 replies)

Yeeehaw this calls for a Texas dog dick hoedown

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 5 pts · 141d (2 replies)

Whooo boy, if I had known it was going to be one of these parties, i would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes

gtownjim@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 141d (1 reply)

Mantan Moreland fan or Beasty Boys?

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 3 pts · 141d

Beastie. But I've seen the clip they got it from.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 141d

Yes question what the fuck

faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 139d (1 reply)

Ok i supprt it but wtf squirel do?

Digit@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 139d

Don't fuck with squirrels.

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 139d

sad Swedish Chef noises

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 141d

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 140d

First they tell you to go spend time inside nature, then they call you wrong when you do.

faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 139d

Ok i guess some people took ‘’there are plenty of fish‘’ too seriously

potatopotato@sh.itjust.works · -17 pts · 141d (3 replies)

AI slop

forrgott@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 141d

Not a chance. Just good old fashioned Photoshop.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 7 pts · 141d (1 reply)

Yes, everything you don't like is ai slop....

Hacksaw@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 140d

I mean that's been mostly true in the last couple years.... AI slop or neo fascism.... Sometimes both :(