Caption for the blind: sometimes when you put your trousers down to pee, a they fold in such a way that there is a large crease blocking the line between your dick and the toilet. Unsuspecting of this you start to pee (this crease is not a regular occurrence), and only end up finding out when it's too late.
Please say I'm not the only one
29 Comments
TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 41 pts · 136d
You're so fat that you can't see your own penis, and you regularly piss on your massive leg tumour? What exactly are we supposed to gather from this?
zerosignal@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 136d
And his dick is on the side of his thigh
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 136d
Yes, I've had it this way ever since the Accident
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 136d
Yes, unfortunately pissing on my tumor didn't make it go away, and now I am mildly infuriated and lost for options
MaggiWuerze@feddit.org · 18 pts · 136d
You're a cyclops and thus lack in depth perception, leading to you pissing waffle pattern on your lumpy legs?
luthis@lemmy.nz · 15 pts · 136d
You discovered your digital art skills are somewhat lacking? Me too. Happens to the best of us
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 136d
Yeah, I thought I was looking at the straight of Hormuz at first.
twistypencil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 136d
Just sit down, you can't miss
winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 136d
Some public toilets are so bad I would rather piss on my pants
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 136d
Unfortunately I'm a very impatient person and sitting down takes more time
lost_faith@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 136d
Are you the type to clean up after yourself?
isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 136d
OP is the type of guy to put his penis back in his pants when the stream just starts to die down
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 130d
There's no time! Just let it drip out the pant leg.
mech@feddit.org · 4 pts · 136d
I wonder if sometimes it can be excusable to let AI draw the picture for you...
Oh right, now I remember why I hate you again.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 136d
HubertManne@piefed.social · 3 pts · 136d
Im not sure your illustration or explanation quite fits but certainly every so often. Maybe averageing once a year. something goes wrong and you end up putting stuff in the laundry. Its to unoften to remember the specifics but something goes off script.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 136d
Pissing on your JNCOs?
Ebby@lemmy.ssba.com · 3 pts · 136d
Work smarter, not harder.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 130d
I don't know what's happening in this picture, but I'm slightly aroused.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 136d
Either rotate your legs, or rotate your penis.
Those shouldn't line up that way.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · -23 pts · 136d
And no, I am not sitting down to pee.
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 136d
Disgusting
JelleWho@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 136d
So what is the cause it's disgusting?
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 136d
Piss will go everywhere, people who have been cursed with a vagina will have to sit in it. THANKS.
kboos1@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 136d
Sounds like you live with someone who doesn't lift the seat and you have penis envy
JelleWho@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 136d
If everyone would sit, it can only go in the bowl. So the route cause is man who stand (and can't aim)
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 136d
You'd rather piss on yourself? That's totally not odd.
MaggiWuerze@feddit.org · 6 pts · 136d
Why?
isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 136d
Odd hill to die on. I bet you also skip washing your hands to save time.
fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 136d
Why.