877-CASH-NOW

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lime@feddit.nu · 63 pts · 119d (5 replies)

slop slop slop slop
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FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 36 pts · 119d

I love that it generated the name "Juano." That seems like a special kind of racist.

Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 119d

It would be funnier if it was just a dog head poorly pasted on a human.

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 119d (2 replies)

To be fair, where else are you gonna find even one pay phone, much less a row of them anymore?

lime@feddit.nu · 5 pts · 118d

probably in prison, actually

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 118d
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 119d (5 replies)

Just use your one free call for 911.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 118d (2 replies)

"PLEASE. I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL. THEY HAVE GUNS. I'M NOT SURE HOW LONG THEY'LL LET ME SPEAK, PLEASE HURRY."

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 118d (1 reply)

Technically the truth

xia@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 118d

The best kind of truth

MTZ@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 119d

Big brain activities!!

ButteryMonkey@piefed.social · 4 pts · 119d

What would actually happen if you did that? Im sure people have..

Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 118d (8 replies)

I can only remember the emergency services number, 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 118d (7 replies)

I've seen this a few times. Is this a real emergency number and, if so, what the hell!?

runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 118d (5 replies)

It's a bit from The IT Crowd, and amazing British comedy from the '00s.

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 118d (4 replies)
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 118d (3 replies)

I can still support the actors and artists who worked on the show.

also your comment is quite funny for a guy with Firefly in their name. (Not attacking, just noting the funny moment).

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 118d (2 replies)

If you're referring to the show called "Firefly" I haven't watched it. I've used this screenname since the 1990s, before that show was a thing (though I understand it was also made by a creep.)

runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 117d

Yeah, Joss Whedon turned out to be a creep as well. the show is worth a watch if you like scifi/space westerns.

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 3 pts · 118d

It's creeps all the way down lol

Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 118d
rslogix89@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 119d

Hope they like carpet because “800-588-2300 Empire Today.”

Lucky_777@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 119d

Only number I know by heart is my wife's phone. She doesn't answer 95% of the time, but she is a lawyer. So got that going lol

MTZ@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 119d (2 replies)

I also remember Jenny's number, (867-5309) but I am unsure of the area code.

I also recall Mike Jones' phone number from 2005, (281-330-8004) which is apparently still his number.

mbp@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 119d

Fun fact: I have never gotten a Safeway card and just use Jenny's number

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 118d

Just do what a friend of mine did and try every area code in search of Jenny.

xorollo@leminal.space · 9 pts · 118d (1 reply)

8675309

A7thStone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 118d

Don't change your number

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 119d (3 replies)

I know this is a shitpost but serious question: does anyone know if when you go to jail they would help you out to get a phone number if you dont know. Like can one of them look at your phone to give you your mom's number or something lol

village604@adultswim.fan · 23 pts · 119d (2 replies)

It probably depends on your race and what mood the cop is in.

But I would strongly advise against giving the police access to your unlocked phone after you've been arrested, unless your lawyer greenlights it.

Best to memorize at least one phone number, or maybe keep a business card in your wallet.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 118d

But OP did memorize one phone number and look how it turned out.

MML@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 118d

Ask for a doctor, repeatedly, then ask the doctor for help.

Etterra@discuss.online · 7 pts · 119d

Hello, Empire Carpet? I'm in Cook County jail and really need to have my cell upholstered.

GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 118d
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JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 119d

411

211

555-1212

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 119d

UK answer is Hastings Insurance.

OH EIGHT HUNDRED DOUBLE OHHHHH. TEN SIXTY SIX.

Not sure if that even still exists. Haven't heard anything since ditching TV about 20 years ago.

slingstone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 118d

You know, I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now...

defrostedLasagna4921@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 119d (3 replies)

What did they do exactly? Was it a payday loan service?

CatZoomies@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 119d (1 reply)
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kn33@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 119d

To expand - a structured settlement is when you sue someone, and they settle out of court, but part of the settlement is that they pay out over time, not all of it immediately.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 118d

payday loan service

Even lawyers aren't this shitty. That was Allan Jones, a small town debt collector.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 119d

01 811 8055

If you know, you know.

Harvey656@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 119d

Sorry Jauno, I always remember my grammys number. (328) 692-7777

Drusas@fedia.io · 2 pts · 119d

And associates, asshole.