If you're referring to the show called "Firefly" I haven't watched it. I've used this screenname since the 1990s, before that show was a thing (though I understand it was also made by a creep.)
I know this is a shitpost but serious question: does anyone know if when you go to jail they would help you out to get a phone number if you dont know. Like can one of them look at your phone to give you your mom's number or something lol
To expand - a structured settlement is when you sue someone, and they settle out of court, but part of the settlement is that they pay out over time, not all of it immediately.
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lime@feddit.nu · 63 pts · 119d
slop slop slop slop
slop slop slop slop
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 36 pts · 119d
I love that it generated the name "Juano." That seems like a special kind of racist.
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 119d
It would be funnier if it was just a dog head poorly pasted on a human.
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 119d
To be fair, where else are you gonna find even one pay phone, much less a row of them anymore?
lime@feddit.nu · 5 pts · 118d
probably in prison, actually
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 118d
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Pay_phones
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 119d
Just use your one free call for 911.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 118d
"PLEASE. I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL. THEY HAVE GUNS. I'M NOT SURE HOW LONG THEY'LL LET ME SPEAK, PLEASE HURRY."
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 118d
Technically the truth
xia@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 118d
The best kind of truth
MTZ@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 119d
Big brain activities!!
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social · 4 pts · 119d
What would actually happen if you did that? Im sure people have..
Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 118d
I can only remember the emergency services number, 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 118d
I've seen this a few times. Is this a real emergency number and, if so, what the hell!?
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 118d
It's a bit from The IT Crowd, and amazing British comedy from the '00s.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 118d
It's less amazing the more you learn about the asshole who made it.
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 118d
I can still support the actors and artists who worked on the show.
also your comment is quite funny for a guy with Firefly in their name. (Not attacking, just noting the funny moment).
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 118d
If you're referring to the show called "Firefly" I haven't watched it. I've used this screenname since the 1990s, before that show was a thing (though I understand it was also made by a creep.)
runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 117d
Yeah, Joss Whedon turned out to be a creep as well. the show is worth a watch if you like scifi/space westerns.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 3 pts · 118d
It's creeps all the way down lol
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 118d
https://youtu.be/uhzruJ0BzoI
rslogix89@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 119d
Hope they like carpet because “800-588-2300 Empire Today.”
Lucky_777@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 119d
Only number I know by heart is my wife's phone. She doesn't answer 95% of the time, but she is a lawyer. So got that going lol
MTZ@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 119d
I also remember Jenny's number, (867-5309) but I am unsure of the area code.
I also recall Mike Jones' phone number from 2005, (281-330-8004) which is apparently still his number.
mbp@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 119d
Fun fact: I have never gotten a Safeway card and just use Jenny's number
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 118d
Just do what a friend of mine did and try every area code in search of Jenny.
xorollo@leminal.space · 9 pts · 118d
8675309
A7thStone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 118d
Don't change your number
garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 119d
I know this is a shitpost but serious question: does anyone know if when you go to jail they would help you out to get a phone number if you dont know. Like can one of them look at your phone to give you your mom's number or something lol
village604@adultswim.fan · 23 pts · 119d
It probably depends on your race and what mood the cop is in.
But I would strongly advise against giving the police access to your unlocked phone after you've been arrested, unless your lawyer greenlights it.
Best to memorize at least one phone number, or maybe keep a business card in your wallet.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 118d
But OP did memorize one phone number and look how it turned out.
MML@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 118d
Ask for a doctor, repeatedly, then ask the doctor for help.
Etterra@discuss.online · 7 pts · 119d
Hello, Empire Carpet? I'm in Cook County jail and really need to have my cell upholstered.
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 118d
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 119d
411
211
555-1212
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 119d
UK answer is Hastings Insurance.
OH EIGHT HUNDRED DOUBLE OHHHHH. TEN SIXTY SIX.
Not sure if that even still exists. Haven't heard anything since ditching TV about 20 years ago.
slingstone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 118d
You know, I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now...
defrostedLasagna4921@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 119d
What did they do exactly? Was it a payday loan service?
CatZoomies@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 119d
kn33@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 119d
To expand - a structured settlement is when you sue someone, and they settle out of court, but part of the settlement is that they pay out over time, not all of it immediately.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 118d
Even lawyers aren't this shitty. That was Allan Jones, a small town debt collector.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 119d
01 811 8055
If you know, you know.
Harvey656@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 119d
Sorry Jauno, I always remember my grammys number. (328) 692-7777
Drusas@fedia.io · 2 pts · 119d
And associates, asshole.