I was born to be a man and I was born to be a woman and I am a mother and I am not a woman I am a child and I am a father and I am a parent and I am a little bit of a mother and I am a little girl and I am a little boy and I am a little kid and I am a little baby and I am a little later than I am a little older than I am I am a little more mature than I was before I was born
I was born to be a good person and I was just wondering if you were going to be able to get a new one of the kids and I will be there in about 10 minutes
"Return chance while the steam blonde lunar flash spray loaf loads a real good man lamp" is a reference to the 1993 movie Homeward Bound, in which the dog Chance must be returned to his family. It sounds kind of awkward because the animals in movie never fully understood what the humans were up to, and it was a children's movie so they couldn't come right out and say that the cat Sassy walked in on the parents doing something rather intimate involving his man lamp and her spray loaf.
I was born to be a software layer in my own time in the mid-90s and now he has the most famous music video of all of them being demolished by a Russian oligarch who knows what (partners name) work is like and who knows what (partners name) work situation was like in 1990 when the world had been awake since the old days of digital workspace software layer
...I gave up. Seems I narrowly avoided an infinite loop there
I was born to be a good idea what the government to get a stipend this is an option to get a stipend this is an option to get my family and 6 hours by bus for 12 hours in one day with a car.
I was born to be a woman so it is a bit more complicated to make up a post than the original tweet though lol but it was just the first time that someone posted this to my timeline so it made me laugh a lot haha thanks so very kind and helpful to me too I really hope I get a chance someday haha and thank for sharing this post.
i was born to be a good person and i was a baller for the kids if you don't want to see the irony in that you are asleep and not breathing and breathing and not sleeping 😴
i was born to be a woman but now i’m just an old woman and my body has to stop me and i don’t wanna get pregnant and my heart can’t handle that so it’s a different world for sure lol
45 Comments
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 153d
Well...
Edit: the full suggestion is "I was born to be a girl and I was a boy and that my parents made me to be a trans" ðŸ˜
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 153d
You’ve got options!
Jimbo@pawb.social · 25 pts · 153d
Well would you look at that
Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 153d
Well, you are a fast good cat.
Jimbo@pawb.social · 7 pts · 152d
😻
hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 153d
I was born to be a bi lesbian wedding duck couple.
Phone keyboard has some ideas
eatCasserole@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 153d
I was born to be a good time 😎
egrets@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 153d
My phone's as confused as I am.
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 152d
I remember that Meredith Brooks song a bit differently
python@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 153d
My phone knows how much I love dividing numbers
Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 153d
I was born to be a cigarette.
_g_be@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 153d
I was also born to be a child cigarette man
mbp@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 153d
U rad
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 153d
I was born to be a good person and I was just wondering if you were going to be able to get a new one of the kids and I will be there in about 10 minutes
... Huh.
riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 153d
damn, these are such parent word suggestions x3
RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 153d
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 153d
"I was born to be a great use of unethical platforms such as the us and the bat"
Wtf? 😄
RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 6 pts · 153d
I was born to be a....
I dunno, I turn off suggestions because I kept hitting them by mistake.
caurvo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 153d
Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org · 5 pts · 153d
How do you get the little recommendation words? 🤔🤔🤔
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 153d
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 153d
VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 153d
Are we all just gonna ignore that space bar
CombatWombat@feddit.online · 2 pts · 153d
"Return chance while the steam blonde lunar flash spray loaf loads a real good man lamp" is a reference to the 1993 movie Homeward Bound, in which the dog Chance must be returned to his family. It sounds kind of awkward because the animals in movie never fully understood what the humans were up to, and it was a children's movie so they couldn't come right out and say that the cat Sassy walked in on the parents doing something rather intimate involving his man lamp and her spray loaf.
Zagorath@quokk.au · 5 pts · 152d
Except for the trans good billionaires, obviously.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 153d
I was born to be a software layer in my own time in the mid-90s and now he has the most famous music video of all of them being demolished by a Russian oligarch who knows what (partners name) work is like and who knows what (partners name) work situation was like in 1990 when the world had been awake since the old days of digital workspace software layer
...I gave up. Seems I narrowly avoided an infinite loop there
DeckPacker@piefed.social · 3 pts · 151d
Well, that's kind of disturbing
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 153d
I was born to be fair.
lena@gregtech.eu · 3 pts · 153d
I was born to be a good idea what the government to get a stipend this is an option to get a stipend this is an option to get my family and 6 hours by bus for 12 hours in one day with a car.
-- my keyboard suggestions
Quokka@quokk.au · 3 pts · 153d
I was born to be a woman so it is a bit more complicated to make up a post than the original tweet though lol but it was just the first time that someone posted this to my timeline so it made me laugh a lot haha thanks so very kind and helpful to me too I really hope I get a chance someday haha and thank for sharing this post.
belluck@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 153d
same
Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 153d
Quokka@quokk.au · 2 pts · 153d
We can be mothers in crime!
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 153d
Mine says
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(I disabled predictive text)
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 152d
I was born to have those recommendations turned off so I can think for myself.
callyral@pawb.social · 2 pts · 153d
i was born to be a ________
| programmer | lot | good |
Zangoose@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 153d
I was born to be a jojo's reference
callyral@pawb.social · 2 pts · 153d
i was born to be a good person and i was a baller for the kids if you don't want to see the irony in that you are asleep and not breathing and breathing and not sleeping 😴
A7thStone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 153d
I was born to be a little work by Marion Barry.
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 153d
I was born to be a little bit of a good boy
I'll take it.
msspwn@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 146d
no ai training in my keyboard
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 153d
Is this the plot of Lain?
AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 151d
i was born to be a woman but now i’m just an old woman and my body has to stop me and i don’t wanna get pregnant and my heart can’t handle that so it’s a different world for sure lol
Inkstainthebat@pawb.social · 1 pts · 153d
I was born to be a little late but I don't know what to do
Oh damn
XPost3000@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 137d
Now this I can get behind!
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 152d
I'm not a teacher and I hate kids, so I don't know what Gboard is doing.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 151d
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 153d
wdx@feddit.org · 1 pts · 148d
I was born to be a friend of mine and the media attention wasn't that much but maybe yakuake might be for you
ah yes. surprised to see yakuake in the suggestion lmao