Sorry I do not speak your language. These few sentences help me explain to you that I do not possess the current knowledge to speak or understand English. Again, I am so sorry, and hope that this does not sully the image you have of me. Please don’t ask me any follow up questions, because I will only be able to respond with a “eh…”, with an uneasy smile. Truly a pleasure.
21 Comments
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 150d
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 13 pts · 150d
"SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!"
"°^¥℅ÆÂç?"
*armed guard shoots alien in the head
Later:
"Does my lab look like dead Xeno storage to you?"
BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 150d
Did you just combine two of my favorite movies of all time!
You are the hero I deserve!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 150d
I am also on board for Pulp Arrival.
X@piefed.world · 5 pts · 150d
✋😥🤚 w-what, I–
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 13 pts · 150d
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 150d
Sorry I do not speak your language. These few sentences help me explain to you that I do not possess the current knowledge to speak or understand English. Again, I am so sorry, and hope that this does not sully the image you have of me. Please don’t ask me any follow up questions, because I will only be able to respond with a “eh…”, with an uneasy smile. Truly a pleasure.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 150d
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 150d
Did I just come up with a joke that was already done on Family Guy?
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 150d
I sincerely thought that's what you were referencing as an homage.
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 150d
Fuck, I’m no better than a writer for Family Guy. 😭
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d
Maybe, but you're becoming Francis Ford Coppola in the process.
SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 150d
Ok, now I’m back on board. I’ve got a pizza in the oven and some sour diesel at the ready.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d
Huh. Today I learned about sour diesel. Carry on brave explorer of the thespian and literary realms.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 3 pts · 150d
But you, you speakin my language
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org · 2 pts · 150d
This is really good
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 2 pts · 150d
Morphine's a good band, glad you like it!
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 2 pts · 150d
Thank you. I like it.
I'd like to mention this one, too:
V-3 - No One Speaks My Language Here
(One of my favorite albums of all time. I don't think it's online, though.)
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 1 pts · 150d
Theres a V3 on Spotify, but I'm thinking it's a different group
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 150d
MY NAME IS KAREN HABLAS INGLES? YOU NEED TO LEARN ENGLISH IF YOU WANT TO COME HERE!!
TheGoldenV@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 150d
Everyone quoting Sam these days.