relationship rule

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32 Comments

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 83 pts · 145d (4 replies)

I have something to say about that dolphin painted to look like an orca.

IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 145d

Holy shit I didn't even pay attention to that. I used to have a book on dolphins when I was little, and I remember at least one black and white dolphin--maybe two--but the one I remember had a yellow stripe on the border between white and black. πŸ€”

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 15 pts · 145d

In life, we all dress up to escape ourselves :(

RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 10 pts · 145d (1 reply)

Orcas are Dolphins though.

idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 145d

And cows

Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 65 pts · 145d (3 replies)

I... Um...

Ok.

IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip · 66 pts · 145d (2 replies)

This guy over here hesitating but I'm already on the kiddy ride.

katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 145d

That's Mommy's good boy.

Beth@piefed.social · 10 pts · 145d

I actually belly laughed at this comment. Then I had an awkward time explaining myself.

victorz@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 145d (8 replies)

Wonder what their bedroom is like πŸ€”

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 61 pts · 145d (1 reply)

His cum noise is just honking. Their neighbors can no longer go to the orchestra because the horns make them uncomfortable

victorz@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 145d

Pavlov's honkies

youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 16 pts · 145d (3 replies)

She looks like a hotter version of me and he looks a bit like an ex gf of mine. So i can kinda guess.

Its just a disaster.

victorz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 145d (2 replies)

lol why, what made it that bad? Too many accessories in the way? πŸ˜…

youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 2 pts · 145d (1 reply)

No we were both just the kinds if people who make an environment a disaster.

victorz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 145d

Is that why you're exes now or were there other factors?

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 145d (1 reply)

I bet you do. Honk.

victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 145d

Giggety

abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 145d (2 replies)

Just a pet clown with their owner getting enrichment.

FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 145d (1 reply)

Yeah, it’s disgusting people are sexualizing a clown like this.

Clowns cannot consent!!!

RamenJunkie@midwest.social · 6 pts · 145d

Oh yeah, ride that slippery thing clowny!

mx_smith@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 145d

This new Joker and Harley Quinn movie looks good.

victorz@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 145d (2 replies)

Also wondering which one OP relates to in the picture lol.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 143d (1 reply)

The porpoise

victorz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 143d

loool

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 145d
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9point6@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 145d

Is there anything you'd add?

There's no such thing as perfect

aaaa@piefed.world · 1 pts · 145d (5 replies)

Why does anyone think these two are together

sludgewife@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 145d (4 replies)

you don't usually leash strangers

aaaa@piefed.world · 12 pts · 145d

Oh I didn't notice that, good point, good point

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 145d (2 replies)

Given the replies in here, I’m pretty sure the odds she could walk up to a random stranger, leash them without saying a word, and have 100% compliance is high.

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 144d (1 reply)

New sub recruiting strategy just dropped

OldSageRick@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 126d

Holy hell