c/programmer_humor · by Lisk91@sh.itjust.works · 126dSummoners 393 points · 22 comments · view on lemmy.world
22 Comments
AliasVortex@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 126d
Reminds me a bit of this comic:
Source
savvywolf@pawb.social · 53 pts · 126d
Lift up your mouse. What is an LED but a spicy candle?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 126d
LED? There's a rubber-coated metal ball under there.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 41 pts · 126d
You guys aren’t fingering your laptop?
UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 126d
😩
Peffse@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 126d
That's really bad for the mouse. You are going to damage the rollers. I know it's a hassle, but remember to properly replace the ball with a hardboiled egg yolk every week.
aaaa@piefed.world · 3 pts · 126d
That box isn't for "candies"?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 33 pts · 126d
As a programmer, I also summon daemons.
UndergroundParking@lemmy.cafe · 22 pts · 126d
Hey, that's a sysadmin's job!
Speiser0@feddit.org · 26 pts · 126d
Candles make light and heat. Is my pc a candle?
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 126d
Give it 40,000 years. There’ll be candles alright.
Zozano@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 126d
JelleWho@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 126d
What's wrong with executing the parrent?
pryre@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 126d
If you execute a parent, you end up with living or zombie children that you need to find and put down.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 125d
That's how a parent daemonises their child. With their own sacrifice.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 125d
The sacrifice must be voluntary or you'll end up with zombies.
grumpo_potamus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 126d
I have a candle on my desk...
bobo@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 126d
No candles, but I do light up a torch wink wink
alzymologist@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 126d
You get candles if you are datasatanism type of programmer plotting stuff
kevincox@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 124d
You have obviously never tried dereferencing a null pointer.
mcv@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 124d
Does that require candles?
Von_Broheim@programming.dev · 1 pts · 123d
If you use Rust you can check "Candles" too: https://docs.rs/candle-core/latest/candle_core/