Can I offer you some cocks in these trying times?

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18 Comments

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 120d (1 reply)

Just what my militia and I were missing for our Oregonian wildlife refuge takeover.

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 120d

Gravy squeals.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 120d (1 reply)

Looks like he's enjoying himself

atomicorange@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 120d

He looks delighted

sundray@lemmus.org · 13 pts · 120d (1 reply)

Not trying to be greedy, but you wouldn't happen to have any spare lube to go with them, would you?

FinnysDad@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 120d

You're never going to build character with that attitude 🤣

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 118d

The only way I think John could look happier is if all the dildos were attached to furry drawings of rodents. Considering how often he brings up art by a particular furry porn artist, I am 99% certain Oliver is a furry and his fursona is a mouse.

jobbies@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 120d

Yes please I'll take 3.

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 3 pts · 119d

I love John Oliver so much

Would.

Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 119d (2 replies)

I'm still mourning lemmynsfw

Allero@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 118d (1 reply)

Are you aware of fedinsfw.app ?

Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 117d

I was not. Thank you for your service o7

BaraCoded@literature.cafe · 2 pts · 119d

Yes, thank you.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -4 pts · 119d (4 replies)

I'm glad that the show exists, and I'll watch it sometimes, but am I the only one who is constantly cringing at the mid-00s reddit "lol so randumb" shit they do? It's so painfully unfunny sometimes.

rapchee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 119d

it wasn't random though

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 119d (2 replies)

None of his bits have annoyed me but I guess I can see them coming off like that at times. This one at least had a direct connection to the gambling story he was talking about (and more recently dildos have been in the news from protestors chucking them at ICE) so it didn't feel all that random.

Plus the giant one that stuck to his desk and wobbled was just perfect.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 119d (1 reply)

I'm thinking more of the "lol we bought Russell Crowe's jockstrap from Gladiator from a blockbuster closing sale, isn't that just so funny!? Aren't we rascals?"

KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 119d

It definitely is a particular kind of humour and not for everyone.