Why haven't you cloned yourself yet?

10 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world

16 Comments

MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 121d (2 replies)

My penis is too large, if there were two of us we would collapse into a neutron star.

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 121d (1 reply)

yeah, you would collapse into a black hole

We aren't quite that large would need 3.

One of me is too many already

0x0f@piefed.social · 2 pts · 121d

And have another human being endure living in this hellscape? That would just be cruel.

I don't want to raise a clone baby anymore than I want to raise a mixed DNA baby.

lasta@piefed.world · 2 pts · 121d (1 reply)

I’m not flexible enough…ohh wait…you said cloned.

Is the ribcage a cage for your ... uh... activities?

I need to renew AOMIE

chris@l.roofo.cc · 1 pts · 121d

Who'd want two of me? Not me. Sometimes I feel like one is too many.

I have a clone. I've had one since I was a few minutes old.

No big deal, but be ready for the clone wanting independence and an identity.

onlooker@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 121d (1 reply)

I tried, but the git command keeps failing.

git gud

cynar@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 121d

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 121d (1 reply)

BC I don't want to deal with myself.

eldavi@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 121d

same here; i can't even deal w the voice in my head, much less a fully incorporated other me walking around. lol