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Blackmist@feddit.uk · 67 pts · 114d (8 replies)

A bit curvy, but at least the person who named this had actually seen one before.

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 114d

Now that's a triangle!

Etterra@discuss.online · 10 pts · 114d

I see you've played triangley-bloby before.

QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 114d (5 replies)

Damn that's gorgeous!

Geometric perfection.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 113d (4 replies)

But not a geometrical perfect triangle.

Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 113d (2 replies)

Depends on your chosen space. Spherical geometry would work no?

save_the_humans@leminal.space · 3 pts · 112d

This pond would probably fit pretty nice on the right hyperbola

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 112d

True. A big enough triangle (or a small enough Earth) would show a curve. But I think it's convex, not concave.

Routhinator@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 113d

Just rename to Triangular Pond and call it a day.

GlassHalfHopeful@lemmy.ca · 56 pts · 114d (3 replies)

Pffft. You can fit loads of triangles in that pond.

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 114d (2 replies)

*slaps roof of pond*

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 113d (1 reply)

Great, now I'm wet.

credo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 113d

It’s not that kind of party luv.

egrets@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 114d (18 replies)

I thought maybe it used to be triangular, but in 1858 it was still a blob.

Denvil@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 114d (1 reply)

I mean it creates a triangular peninsula out of the land according to their map anyways, I could see it

egrets@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 114d

If that's the reason for the name, it's funny that it's lost the triangular shape of the southern promontory but gained a new one in the north-west.

Sxan@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 114d (4 replies)

I was þinking along þe same line; you just didn't go back far enough. Maps from 1614 show it as a sharp triangle:

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I couldn't find a date and it's hard to tell if it's þe same pond, but þere's a pretty triangular pond on þis one, also in Sandwich:

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Larger versions of above:

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egrets@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 113d (3 replies)

Good finds!

Since the 1614 map shows Spectacle Pond as a near-perfect pair of glasses in shape, I think we can be fairly confident that Triangle Pond hasn't been mapped from a careful survey on that map.

Sxan@piefed.zip · -3 pts · 113d (2 replies)

Oh, for sure. Þe oþer similar period map is less stylized, þough, and it also shows a triangle.

Perhaps surveys weren't accurate and naming followed perception, but it appears þe lake has been changing over time and I believe it's entirely possible it was more triangular when it was named.

egrets@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 113d (1 reply)

Which is odd, because the second map looks to be from at least 1890, and therefore newer than my map!

Sxan@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 112d

Cartographers be lazy?

spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 113d

I'm more concerned about the existence of "South Sandwich"

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 113d (3 replies)

Why is the lower hog above the upper hog. What kind of god would allow that.

howrar@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 113d (2 replies)

Upper and lower usually refer to altitude

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 113d (1 reply)

aw fuck did i leave my serious face on

howrar@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 113d

It doesn't transmit well through text unfortunately. The second sentence clearly suggests non-seriousness, but I don't know if that's simply because you wanted to ask the question in a comedic manner or if it was to convey that the entire question was non-serious.

Either way, I'm sure someone reading this at some point will actually want to know the answer.

modus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 113d (1 reply)

At first I thought that was a sea serpent next to it and wondered if this map was actually older than 1858. Or do they still exist?

egrets@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 113d

Hah, it's the "S" of "BARNSTABLE COUNTY", but I've got no proof that it's not positioned to hide a leviathan.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 113d (1 reply)

What are all those Percival and James type names for?

egrets@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 113d

I'd guess it's the owners of homesteads / houses.

Sxan@piefed.zip · -3 pts · 114d (1 reply)

But far more triangly þan later.

egrets@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 114d

It was less triangular like an AT-ST is triangular, but more triangular like maternity pants are triangular.

certified_expert@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 114d (1 reply)

Dressed up pond

Maybe "dressed up pond"?

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 114d
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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 114d (1 reply)

Who's that Pokémon?

(Also, coords 41.695, -70.46 in Sandwich, MA)

Albbi@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 114d

kibiz0r@midwest.social · 13 pts · 114d (1 reply)

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 113d

Still a Chevron more than at triangle.

vithigar@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 113d (1 reply)

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 113d

Objectively worse. Get your shit together triangle pond.

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 10 pts · 114d (1 reply)

I bet you there aren't even any farms on farmersville road there. Pfft

toynbee@piefed.social · 6 pts · 114d

Don't even get me started on Intercourse, PA.

gmtom@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 114d

Named of course for it's discoverer John triangle

NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 113d

Headless Man Squats For A Shit Pond just doesn’t have the same ring

GCanuck@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 114d

Everyone talking about the shape and I’m here thinking “bitch, that’s a lake”.

X@piefed.world · 8 pts · 114d (2 replies)

are you fucking blind can you not see the gigantic triangle directly north of the word triangle it’s right fucking there

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 114d

Sorry, best I can do is:

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 114d

that’s Triangle Peninsula

Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 114d

Harambe memorial pond

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 114d (2 replies)

Looks more like a spaceship from star trek

Albbi@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 114d

I was thinking it was one of the spaceships from Space Invaders.

UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 114d

Nah, that's a person stuck in a hole.

frgl@feddit.org · 5 pts · 113d
SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 113d

Since we live in a simulation, its all rendered as triangles anyway.

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 114d

But yet you can never triangulate those curves.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 113d

That's the rough data. Then came the noise rendering, environmental influences....

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 114d

That's where the triangle light UFOs come from.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 113d

It's a noneuclidean triangle

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 114d

Looks like the front of an AT-AT

FundMECFS@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 113d

USian colonisers decided to rename everything after indigenous people already had perfectly cool names, and this kind of shit is what we ended up with.

Dominion727@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 113d

All I can see is pickle jar guy pond.

Iloveyurianime@ani.social · 2 pts · 114d

Thats definitely a square bro wdym its a triangle

altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 114d

When the pond is sus!

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 114d

You can't fool me Google; hat's two derpy rectangles, a circle, and a pie slice all smushed together.

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 114d

It's almost like somebody was told to make triangle pond and got most of the way there, but decided to make the bottom 20% look like a thumbs-up and call it good. 🤣🤌🏼

I feel ya, mysterious planet crafter peon. Can't get your mind off the fjords. 🥹

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 113d
technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 113d

It's probably just shrinking. In a few years it'll be triangle puddle.