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SlizedOnion@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 125d (3 replies)

how to prestige

snoons@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 125d

go for a walk

eventually find goldenrod (it's a flower)

EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 125d (1 reply)

I think they mean masterbate

EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 125d

And by 'golden rod' probably 'sore genitals'

KC_Royalz@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 125d (7 replies)

Who's the guy and what's the joke? Out of the loop

PodPerson@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 125d

I’m super over this meme - to this day I don’t get it and it’s just not very funny.

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 124d (5 replies)

Going entirely on vibes here. Don't think he's a real guy, I think people photoshopped 2 or 3 affluent looking individuals to invent this character. the joke would be that he's unfuckable as hell but also mega-rich for inventing sex.

OP has been posting this theme showing him giving updates to Sex like it's a videogame. The absurdity is in that sex is not at all like a videogame and people who play videogames are believed to have very little sex. Hope I didn't ruin it, somebody please correct me if I'm wrong and he's actually a real guy. I for one am looking forward to when Sex has multiplayer

VibeSurgeon@piefed.social · 11 pts · 124d (1 reply)

Wrong, it's Jacob Batalon

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 124d

I see. thank you

Dearth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 124d (2 replies)

Jacob is a real man. He is in three recent spider man movies as Peter parker's best friend. He also starred on a kitschy tv series about vampires.

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 124d (1 reply)

my condolences for him looking so affluent and unfuckable 😔

cepelinas@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 124d

The role of the CEO of Sex demands a lot.

Darbage@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 125d (2 replies)

Okay so? I love the memes even without context but is there any? This lad has been promoted to CEO of sex and besides his raw animalistic appeal I don't understand why. Is there a deeper joke here?

JoShmoe@ani.social · 6 pts · 125d (1 reply)

There is, its ballsdeep though.

Darbage@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 125d

In retrospect this answer should have been apparent before I asked.

CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app · 9 pts · 125d (1 reply)
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backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 124d

You get a copy of the coveted 1977 Topps Star Wars #207

Meron35@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 125d

Smh Anything to avoid releasing sex 2

Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 125d

Richtofen will be pleased.

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 125d

Phew, I thought I needed to go to the doctor!

ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 125d

I want you to know I showed my roommate these memes and he could not stop laughing at them.